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Old 12-23-2007, 04:39 PM   #61 (permalink)
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HUAR!

You think I am a lawyer, but I am actually a robot. - m4w - 28 (Midtown)

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Date: 2007-12-19, 3:16PM EST


Just though you should know before this goes any further.

Click. Click.
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Old 12-23-2007, 04:42 PM   #62 (permalink)
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good luck with that

looking for sweet grl - m4w - 25

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Date: 2007-12-18, 9:58PM EST

i saw her some whr but i dnt know whr.i dnt know her but i wanna meet her.if any body its u thn plz cm.i m waiting
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Old 12-23-2007, 04:48 PM   #63 (permalink)
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You think I am a lawyer, but I am actually a robot. - m4w - 28 (Midtown)

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Date: 2007-12-19, 3:16PM EST


Just though you should know before this goes any further.

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shit, they've infected our law system
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:13 AM   #64 (permalink)
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of course this would happen at the gay bar around the corner...


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Date: 2007-12-23, 3:10AM EST


You were inside, I was outside, putting my coat on with my 2 female friends. We stared each other down for a good minute or so. Wish I could have stayed.

Hit me back. Will be out tomorrow night.

That's hot
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:18 AM   #65 (permalink)
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You have bedbugs, I have DDT - m4w - 27

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What better way for a man to prove his love for a woman than for him to declare his willingness to sleep in her bedbug-infested bed? But as I was trying to tell you the other night but could not because of the damn hipster karaoke going on in the background, I can do more for you than sacrifice myself to New York's parasites; I can prevail over them. I'm a man with connections like no other, and in me, you have found a champion who can defeat these parasites both in the bedroom and in the boardroom.
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:28 AM   #66 (permalink)
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this one has to be fake..




Pissed off girl that won my <3 - m4w - 41

Date: 2007-12-16, 9:39PM EST


Hi. I was a little bit drunk that one night when I came into the Dunkin Donuts on Woodward in Ferndale and ordered 13 eclaires. You told me I was drunk and asked me politely to leave; I called you fat and then asked you to have sex with me.

You told me "no way in hell" (or something like that, i was fairly inebriated at the time) so i threw up on you, and you threatened to call the police and then I peed my pants.

Anyway my friends dragged me out of there. I was just wondering if you wanted to go out sometime, other than the fat thing I think you were pretty cute but I can't remember (i was pretty drunk). I'm pretty desperate though, and I'm fairly confident you're single too...I mean, come on.


Thanks!

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Hey, I know that Dunkin' Donuts. (in his defense, she is a little chubby)
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:57 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Hey, I know that Dunkin' Donuts. (in his defense, she is a little chubby)
hey if you're coming all the way out to ferndale you should stop by!
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Old 01-07-2008, 10:17 AM   #68 (permalink)
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*bump*

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Let me start by stating that, I donít know why you completely ignored me and, honestly, I could not careless. I would have appreciated a text back though. If youíve come down with a case of cold feet thatís fine just tell me. I am a big girl, I can handle it.
If I came on too strong for you, sorry, I thought you could handle it. As I told you Iíve never cheated on my husband, I didnít say I never thought about it. He is a wonderful husband and father, and one of my best friends; his sexual abilities on the other hand, are o.k. at very best, which is not often. Iím not trying to bash him, itís not that he never tries; he just completely sucks at it, and not in a good way. Honestly Itís been over 5 years since Iíve really enjoyed myself, without the assistance of batteries that is. Toyís are fun but I need the real thing.
Obviously, Iíve visited websites that specialize in discrete encounters, but never had the gutís to do anything other than observe. The whole meeting a complete stranger for sex is a little too risky for me; Iím not that much of a freak. Although I did get a little rush out off the idea that if I really wanted too it would be so simple; but with my luck the guy/girl would end up fat and ugly or worseÖ So the whole internet thing will just never work out for me. I need to be comfortable with my lover and thatís just not going to happen with some anonymous person.
Iím not looking for a commitment of any kind, just the right man to satisfy my unfulfilled sexual needs, desires, and eventually fantasyís, both mine and yours of course. If you are man enough for the task at hand, I promise you wonít be disappointed. However, if youíre not the right man for the job at least be man enough to tell me.

catfish? huh?
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Old 01-07-2008, 10:25 AM   #69 (permalink)
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catfish? huh?
I think CatFish is a sexual reference to oral sex.

But then again, catfish are bottom feeders, maybe it is Anal sex she is after.
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:04 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I saw the post:
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seriously WTF. Running into a forested park
Then I saw the signature on the first reply:
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"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
I thought that was funny.
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