Gallon of Milk in an Hour

DudeEMETIB · 12-01-2009, 04:41 PM

Hey, it seems like this thing is a bit better known than I thought. I'd never heard of people attempting to drink a gallon of milk in an hour, just to fail miserably.

I heard it from my brother, didn't believe it. Asked some friends, still couldn't believe it. Did some googling, and though it does now seem to be a pretty difficult task...I still think I can do it.

So if any of you want to see an 18 year old BEAT THE MILK CHALLENGE.
I'm gonna be attempting it live on live video. lol

Channel: DudeEMETIB on LiveVideo.com

11pm I'm starting and by Midnight I'll have finished the gallon, no vomiting.

Malcolm Is Moore · 12-01-2009, 04:59 PM

Good luck man, I've tried it, and it didn't work. You'll need a rubber stopper in your throat to keep it in.

serial_x · 12-01-2009, 06:14 PM

You should drink a few different flavoured milks so when you vomit, and you probably will, it's like a rainbow leaving your body.

starfalsh · 12-01-2009, 06:29 PM

idk why ppl say its so hard

did it

no problem for me

gumby013 · 12-01-2009, 06:39 PM

Try beating Joey Chestnut's time....41 seconds.

Keith · 12-01-2009, 06:50 PM

I just did 2 gallons in 15 minutes. The secret is speed. Surprise the gag reflex.

DudeEMETIB · 12-01-2009, 06:50 PM

41 seconds!?

I don't know whether or not to do different flavors, I like chocolate milk
but too much chocolate milk makes me sick...but that's the chocolate not the milk.

I might try that cinnamon challenge again, but I've failed it twice.

starfalsh · 12-01-2009, 06:53 PM

fuck that cinammon challenge shit

made my throat bleed

DWarrior · 12-01-2009, 07:15 PM

I think the issue is that amount of milk fucks up your pH beyond safe point and so the body makes you vomit out the rest before you die. I'm guessing your strategy is to up your pH somehow, perhaps drinking it with baking soda or something. If not, then you'll surely fail.

DudeEMETIB · 12-01-2009, 07:23 PM

Milk is only barely acidic though, so I don't see why it'd be a milk challenge and not an orange juice challenge if the trick is in the ph levels.

While trying to figure out why this milk thing is tricky, I came across a stat that 75% of adults are lactose intolerant. Adults are generally considered people 18 and over, and I think the majority of people doing this are dumb college kids (like me!) so that means right off the bat only 1/4 are even able to maybe do this.

And lactase production in people varies, so even in that 1/4 that could possibly drink the gallon in an hour, perhaps only a fraction of those have the lactase production to consume the lactose in milk.

What causes lactase production? Genes? Frequency of milk intake? I don't know.
I think that's where the "catch" is, but either way I'm still not sure, and either way I'm going to drink the gallon. (:

12-01-2009, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	Gallon of Milk in an Hour Hey, it seems like this thing is a bit better known than I thought. I'd never heard of people attempting to drink a gallon of milk in an hour, just to fail miserably. I heard it from my brother, didn't believe it. Asked some friends, still couldn't believe it. Did some googling, and though it does now seem to be a pretty difficult task...I still think I can do it. So if any of you want to see an 18 year old BEAT THE MILK CHALLENGE. I'm gonna be attempting it live on live video. lol Channel: DudeEMETIB on LiveVideo.com 11pm I'm starting and by Midnight I'll have finished the gallon, no vomiting.
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12-01-2009, 04:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Malcolm Is Moore Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Chicagoland suburbs Posts: 0	Good luck man, I've tried it, and it didn't work. You'll need a rubber stopper in your throat to keep it in.
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12-01-2009, 06:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
serial_x Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 995	You should drink a few different flavoured milks so when you vomit, and you probably will, it's like a rainbow leaving your body.
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12-01-2009, 06:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
starfalsh Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 78	idk why ppl say its so hard did it no problem for me
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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	Try beating Joey Chestnut's time....41 seconds.
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12-01-2009, 06:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,222	I just did 2 gallons in 15 minutes. The secret is speed. Surprise the gag reflex.
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12-01-2009, 06:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	41 seconds!? I don't know whether or not to do different flavors, I like chocolate milk but too much chocolate milk makes me sick...but that's the chocolate not the milk. I might try that cinnamon challenge again, but I've failed it twice.
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12-01-2009, 06:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
starfalsh Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 78	fuck that cinammon challenge shit made my throat bleed
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12-01-2009, 07:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I think the issue is that amount of milk fucks up your pH beyond safe point and so the body makes you vomit out the rest before you die. I'm guessing your strategy is to up your pH somehow, perhaps drinking it with baking soda or something. If not, then you'll surely fail.
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12-01-2009, 07:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	Milk is only barely acidic though, so I don't see why it'd be a milk challenge and not an orange juice challenge if the trick is in the ph levels. While trying to figure out why this milk thing is tricky, I came across a stat that 75% of adults are lactose intolerant. Adults are generally considered people 18 and over, and I think the majority of people doing this are dumb college kids (like me!) so that means right off the bat only 1/4 are even able to maybe do this. And lactase production in people varies, so even in that 1/4 that could possibly drink the gallon in an hour, perhaps only a fraction of those have the lactase production to consume the lactose in milk. What causes lactase production? Genes? Frequency of milk intake? I don't know. I think that's where the "catch" is, but either way I'm still not sure, and either way I'm going to drink the gallon. (:
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