Girlfriend just broke up with me..

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

STOP HAVING THEM! YOU DONT HAVE TO AND ITS WRONG AND GROSS!

true that. haven't seen those vaginas after childbirth? they say it goes back to normal, but as a MILF aficionado i can tell you, it's never quite the same. i wish i was more of a virgin aficionado.


ok maybe not virgins cause that can get messy. newbies are good though.


1 word: STERILIZATION

[Junkenstein]

i dont like newbies. i like women not kids, igìf you get what i mean.

sterilization sounds a bit nazi. lets say vasectomy it sounds less forceful.

and condoms, theres other dfiseases besides children (although theyre the worst VD)

NOTE: i aint got a vasectomy cause im still unsure of what the future has in store but if i keep my opinions ill do it with no thinking twice.

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

i dont like newbies. i like women not kids, igìf you get what i mean.

sterilization sounds a bit nazi. lets say vasectomy it sounds less forceful.

and condoms, theres other dfiseases besides children (although theyre the worst VD)

NOTE: i aint got a vasectomy cause im still unsure of what the future has in store but if i keep my opinions ill do it with no thinking twice.

i think for some people STERILIZATION is exactly what's needed. not vasectomy, STERILIZATION. and it has to be in all caps.
newbies are refreshing to me when i come off a milf binge.

i wouldn't say kids are the worst thing that can come from sex. just like grandma used to say, "an 'accidental' nudge down the stairs will not kill herpes."

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

newbies are refreshing to me when i come off a milf binge.

Aren't you like 20? Quite the stud over here....

[FletchLives]

a stud, i am not. truthfully, i've been celibate for 4 months now. celibacy is something i use to motivate myself. i've decided i'm not going to have sex until i quit smoking cigarettes. 4 months and i'm still at half a pack a day

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by punk'n

Aren't you like 20? Quite the stud over here....

I might have had a laughter induced heart attack.

i am old, have mercy

[DWarrior]

and next thing I know she has changed her relationship status to single.... it all happened so fast

lol

[stabbyhappy]

Two things:

1. All women are crazy. Congratulations on attracting women.

2. Late twenties early thirties is the easiest and best time to get laid. Your still attractive, finally somewhat intelligent and you can sleep with a huge age range of women. Get some last hurrahs in with some sluts in thier early twenties. Youll feel a lot better and then you can move on.

[marina]

Maybe one time the condom breaks and the bitch didn't know that antibiotics would counter-act her birth control.

Two times after that, you need to go back to 9th grade and pay better attention in health class.

Aaaand if you're a dad, you're held to a higher standard than a regular douche.

The good side of this break up is that now you can concentrate on raising your children rather than impregnating crazy bitches. Dads with bitch habits raise kids with bitch problems.

[Kimberly]

Maybe it's the phenomenon called "baby brain", where chicks go absolutely out of their minds while pregnant. Maybe she'll have a change of heart when the progesterone surge or whatever ends. I know blaming the actions of women on hormones isn't a very popular stance, but I , for one, know that it happens.

She's pissed at you and trying to do that "nesting" thing and maybe you don't feel like security for her. Dunno.