Give Patrice a Hand!

Newsy · 08-05-2011, 08:48 PM

Thieves have descended upon our most beloved Patrice!

"So what ha'happen was" (I added that intro for effect) "found out yesterday that even though I love the hood the hood doesn't love me. The Bank let me know that someone had decided I didn't need a bit under 1800 that was in my account. They basically got a hold of a replacement bank card that was being sent early to replace my soon to expire card...I blame the hood because we've been having problems with mail being stolen, typically anything that looks like a check.

The cash was for me to move mid to late August to a nicer part of BK (Prospect Heights). Because in addition to mail stealing we've had constant police in the building and some sort of The Wire style drug/black market cigarette ring operating out of the courtyard in the center of the building. I am now severely lacking on funds to get out of the hood and into this apt."

Sooooo, I'm remembering the "Give Patrice a Doller" day, and that did surprisingly well. This time, it would probably help to give more than a dollar if you could, but send your favorite guest whatever love you can!

I asked her where people could send donations and she whipped this little beauty up: http://hellandheartaches.com/donate

Thanks for being the best community on the internet.

-Newsy

WSEIII · 08-05-2011, 10:48 PM

What, Keith didn't set her up with AMT security?

Oops never mind. Still funny in my mind.

Newsy · 08-05-2011, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

What, Keith didn't set her up with AMT security?

Oops never mind. Still funny in my mind.

Huh. You decided to make that your 33rd post eh?

gin_web · 08-06-2011, 02:48 AM

double post - delete this

gin_web · 08-06-2011, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSEIII

What, Keith didn't set her up with AMT security?

Oops never mind. Still funny in my mind.

Odds are no one will find this funny but you

Bucho · 08-06-2011, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newsy

I blame the hood because we've been having problems with mail being stolen, typically anything that looks like a check.

Fuck that, blame the asshole bank who sends cards out into the mail-stealing hood.

And wtf with the Amazon donate woman, where's your Paypal link? I'd love to help a girl out but Amazon hates us dirty foreigners so I hate it right back.

foxdougan · 08-07-2011, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

And wtf with the Amazon donate woman, where's your Paypal link? I'd love to help a girl out but Amazon hates us dirty foreigners so I hate it right back.

I'd like to second this!

John Galt · 08-07-2011, 06:02 AM

Third, and I'll for sure make it more than a dollar ... email for paypal, please ma'am.

ssgtballard · 08-07-2011, 09:06 AM

This link is also on the bottom of her donate page

https://venmo.com/patricec?txn=Pay&a...H%20Foundation

Patrice · 08-07-2011, 10:47 PM

Thanks everyone...For the first time I've gone to deep into the hood..it's crazy the difference just a few blocks from here...

My paypal email is whipyohair@gmail.com for those of you who'd like to use it...It's much appreciated...

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Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 922	Give Patrice a Hand! Thieves have descended upon our most beloved Patrice! "So what ha'happen was" (I added that intro for effect) "found out yesterday that even though I love the hood the hood doesn't love me. The Bank let me know that someone had decided I didn't need a bit under 1800 that was in my account. They basically got a hold of a replacement bank card that was being sent early to replace my soon to expire card...I blame the hood because we've been having problems with mail being stolen, typically anything that looks like a check. The cash was for me to move mid to late August to a nicer part of BK (Prospect Heights). Because in addition to mail stealing we've had constant police in the building and some sort of The Wire style drug/black market cigarette ring operating out of the courtyard in the center of the building. I am now severely lacking on funds to get out of the hood and into this apt." Sooooo, I'm remembering the "Give Patrice a Doller" day, and that did surprisingly well. This time, it would probably help to give more than a dollar if you could, but send your favorite guest whatever love you can! I asked her where people could send donations and she whipped this little beauty up: http://hellandheartaches.com/donate Thanks for being the best community on the internet. -Newsy __________________ my site Don't do bad stuff.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	What, Keith didn't set her up with AMT security? Oops never mind. Still funny in my mind. Last edited by WSEIII; 08-05-2011 at 10:50 PM. Reason: didn't read the whole thing
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Patrice Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 438	Thanks everyone...For the first time I've gone to deep into the hood..it's crazy the difference just a few blocks from here... My paypal email is whipyohair@gmail.com for those of you who'd like to use it...It's much appreciated...
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