HBO's Game Of Thrones

bag of lazers · 05-06-2019, 10:19 AM

I really did not get Jamie's hit it and quit it thing with Brienne. It built forever but didn't really seem like romantic tension, then they get drunk and drill, then he's like, "My sister is evil and me too bye"? I could have sworn we've seen some real character development of that guy over the years. That was just bizarre.

FingerLakes · 05-06-2019, 11:40 AM

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3. The entirety of 805 should just be Arya and The Hound riding to King's Landing
4. Never fall for a sisterfucker

Arya and Hound buddy cop movie is the only thing I want out of this show now.

Does anyone besides Tyrion and bran know about that incest?

Leaving Brienne is the worst thing Jamie has done and the stupidest. I guess if we had a full season they could make the seem even a little natural with him keeping more secrets or something. But to just up and go after abandoning Cersi for the welfare of the realm is fucking dumb.

John Snow, as ever, is a fucking idiot. Definitely tell scheming, mistrusting Sansa who has done nothing but tell you to be King, about your royal bloodline. AND leave your magic dog behind. Asshole

Enunciated Piffle · 05-06-2019, 11:56 AM

Anyone else confused as to why Bran never ‘warg - controlled’ a dragon?! The longer we wait, the less dragons there are. Also the creepier he becomes. He’s always just sitting there. Being a weirdo.

“Bran, you’re the last Stark man, heir to Winterfell.” Meh. I don’t want it. Check out my new wheel chair though. It’s a design from 125 years ago.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ANTIQUE CHAIR COLLECTION BRANDON

Bran could be warg-ing dire wolves and dragons. Helping the team. But no. He’s watching old Targaryen porn and warg-ing as a useless fat raven. Probably doing what all fat ravens do. Dumpster diving behind Samwell Tarley’s kitchen. Squawking and shitting everywhere.

bag of lazers · 05-06-2019, 01:25 PM

Anybody else catch the Starbucks cup?

TBF, Winterfell does seem like a good place to sell hot drinks.

Bucho · 05-09-2019, 12:05 AM

Maybe when they go back and CGI that Starbucks cup out of that scene they can CGI some blindfolds onto Dany and the dragons to explain how they didn't see Euron's MASSIVE fleet.

Keith · 05-09-2019, 12:20 AM

Goofy. Fuckin god damn goofy.

Keith · 05-09-2019, 12:21 AM

What takes 2 years to film? They were pocketing the money and put something together in 3 days.

FingerLakes · 05-09-2019, 08:02 AM

Bucho · 05-10-2019, 11:50 PM

Oh Dany, what a sillygoose you are ...

jcro21 · 05-11-2019, 08:50 PM

This seems like a Lost level catastrophe for a show. Except I think people's expectations for a satisfying ending were higher here, at least with Lost everyone knew the ending wasn't going to make any sense by the time they got to it. Whereas here, we're dealing with the ending of a 7 (?) book fantasy series that hasn't even been written yet, so of course that was gonna turn out well.

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bag of lazers Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: athens, ga Posts: 267	I really did not get Jamie's hit it and quit it thing with Brienne. It built forever but didn't really seem like romantic tension, then they get drunk and drill, then he's like, "My sister is evil and me too bye"? I could have sworn we've seen some real character development of that guy over the years. That was just bizarre.
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05-06-2019, 11:56 AM	#373 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	It’s Treason Then Anyone else confused as to why Bran never ‘warg - controlled’ a dragon?! The longer we wait, the less dragons there are. Also the creepier he becomes. He’s always just sitting there. Being a weirdo. “Bran, you’re the last Stark man, heir to Winterfell.” Meh. I don’t want it. Check out my new wheel chair though. It’s a design from 125 years ago. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ANTIQUE CHAIR COLLECTION BRANDON Bran could be warg-ing dire wolves and dragons. Helping the team. But no. He’s watching old Targaryen porn and warg-ing as a useless fat raven. Probably doing what all fat ravens do. Dumpster diving behind Samwell Tarley’s kitchen. Squawking and shitting everywhere. Bucho, littlp and bag of lazers like this. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 05-06-2019 at 12:02 PM. Reason: Lengthy
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05-06-2019, 01:25 PM	#374 (permalink)
bag of lazers Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: athens, ga Posts: 267	Anybody else catch the Starbucks cup? TBF, Winterfell does seem like a good place to sell hot drinks. Enunciated Piffle likes this. Last edited by bag of lazers; 05-06-2019 at 01:26 PM. Reason: on second thought
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Maybe when they go back and CGI that Starbucks cup out of that scene they can CGI some blindfolds onto Dany and the dragons to explain how they didn't see Euron's MASSIVE fleet. Keith, littlp, bag of lazers and 1 others like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,947	Goofy. Fuckin god damn goofy.
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jcro21 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 326	This seems like a Lost level catastrophe for a show. Except I think people's expectations for a satisfying ending were higher here, at least with Lost everyone knew the ending wasn't going to make any sense by the time they got to it. Whereas here, we're dealing with the ending of a 7 (?) book fantasy series that hasn't even been written yet, so of course that was gonna turn out well.
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