HELP, chick wants to do me (a virgin), ADVICE PLEASE!

[j2x]

Originally Posted by Rhian

Do it, be safe, and don't get emo over it. Have fun.

Ha! awesome.

dude, you're WAYYYY over thinking this.

1) you're a VIRGIN- it's way time to put that label behind you and start working yourself towards quality nookie. You wanna be a good lay by the time you get to college, so start working on that practice!

2) you didn't say whether she was hot or not, but it sure as shit don't matter. See #1.

3) like was said, be safe and wrap it before you slap it.

4) Why the fuck not spit on her ass and give it a poke while you're at it, what've you got to loose? It's much easier now when they're young and accomodating than when they're older and more confident. Trust me.

Myspace? Goddamn things are different now than when I was struggling for pussy in highschool.

[Lambboy]

Originally Posted by firefighter_chick

hmm, I dont know if I would take advice from the criminal

Why not? People still watch Martha Stewart

[nickmattress]

j2x, great advice man. and lambboy, i hereby apologize for im not sure what. but i sure am sorry (and when did i say i was embarassed to buy condoms i asked which were safest)

[Abacus]

I can't believe people are encouraging sex between infants... He talked about going out with a "prude chick" who was into "feminism."

I can totally tell he is mature and ready to stick his babydick into a vagina.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Abacus

I can't believe people are encouraging sex between infants... He talked about going out with a "prude chick" who was into "feminism."

I can totally tell he is mature and ready to stick his babydick into a vagina.

Great to know that I wasn't the only one bothered by the "prude chick" and "feminism" comment.

But honestly what is there to know? Use a condom (and you already knew that) and go for it. Its not gonna be your best performance in life anyway but trust me its uphill from here.

[NoArmsJames]

I predict the next thread going something like this:

"HELP!!! i totally had sex with that chick and now i love her (totally gay right). i no were ment to be together what do i do?

[Cretaceous Bob]

What a fucking stupid thread. Even for a fifteen year old, you're a retard.

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by nickmattress

I'm 15 from Mass and I recently got out of a relationship, a prude chick with all that damn "feminism" bullshit, saving herself for marriage. Gay, right? Well anyways, I was looking for a rebound, and almost like magic, this girl from my school messaged me on myspace saying she missed me and that I can call or text her any time, giving me screen name and phone number. I texted her and heres how it went kinda.

Me- Hey it's nick whats up?
Her-hey hunn hows it goin?
bla, bla, bla, gay talking stuff
Her-so have you gotten laid this summer?
(now im a virgin, but she doesn't need to no that)
Me-unfortunately, not yet this summer
Her-oo thats sucks
Me-ya, it does
Her-well, id do you

Well, the way the conversation went after that, she seemed pretty serious, and of course, id love this oppurtunity because (1) its sex (2) hopefully it will get around to my ex, shed like that, lil prude. I need your help, how do I go about this to seal the deal of getting with her. What condom would I use if I wanted to stay as faaaaaaaar as humanly possible from STD's and babies. And any advice for the sex in general would be greatly appreciated.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Mikey

hahahaha!

[Mikey]

seriously kid. get a fleshlight. is kinda expensive... $60.. but SO worth it.

feels like da real thing

i have a few. i can sell one i hardly used, great cond, $20 just PM me if interested