Horrible lies you've told to try get laid.

madisonyrskull · 09-09-2010, 02:10 PM

1."yeah,even if i was a chick I'd wanna fuck Courtney Love.

2."I love you too"

Ill think of more

Space Indaver · 09-09-2010, 04:12 PM

"Your thread is so awesome, I bet your wang is just as long."

No apologies! No regrets!

bankyanks · 09-09-2010, 05:07 PM

I don't know if this counts.
But I was at a party once and I was really drunk and talking to this guy.
He says to me and quote "Want to go listen to some music in my car?"
I was stupid and young anddddd... we didn't listen to any music in his car.

Incognito · 09-09-2010, 06:24 PM

Not horrible, but when I was younger, I used to tell girls that I was from some German city (being largely of German blood, I felt it was an appropriate location) and faked it to the end. Mostly used for stupid slutty chicks.

starfalsh · 09-09-2010, 06:28 PM

JERRY: Elaine, a guy'll say anything to get a woman.

ELAINE: Oh, please. He wouldn't say that.

GEORGE: Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French."

JERRY: I once told a woman that I don't eat cake 'cause it goes right to my thighs.

GEORGE: I once told a woman that I really enjoy spending time with my family.

marina · 09-09-2010, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bankyanks

I don't know if this counts.
But I was at a party once and I was really drunk and talking to this guy.
He says to me and quote "Want to go listen to some music in my car?"
I was stupid and young anddddd... we didn't listen to any music in his car.

We should have traded. When I was about 15 the guy I had a massive crush on asked me this and I was all excited until 20 minutes of horrible metal was all I had to show for my 20 minutes of trying to get some. I finally asked him "you really just wanted to listen to music?" He said yes. I got out.

typicallistener · 09-10-2010, 12:37 AM

Regular sized condoms don't fit my dick

dangerous · 09-10-2010, 05:39 AM

no there not my parents. there my much older house-mates.

hayroob · 09-10-2010, 08:57 AM

"No of course I don't hate you"

EDIT: Since the thread title is try, it's worth adding this worked.

doctorsleep · 09-10-2010, 09:24 AM

"Yeah I love country Music."

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bankyanks Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australian bitch. Posts: 14	I don't know if this counts. But I was at a party once and I was really drunk and talking to this guy. He says to me and quote "Want to go listen to some music in my car?" I was stupid and young anddddd... we didn't listen to any music in his car.
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Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 942	Not horrible, but when I was younger, I used to tell girls that I was from some German city (being largely of German blood, I felt it was an appropriate location) and faked it to the end. Mostly used for stupid slutty chicks.
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starfalsh Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 78	JERRY: Elaine, a guy'll say anything to get a woman. ELAINE: Oh, please. He wouldn't say that. GEORGE: Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, "Pardon my French." JERRY: I once told a woman that I don't eat cake 'cause it goes right to my thighs. GEORGE: I once told a woman that I really enjoy spending time with my family.
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