Horrible lies you've told to try get laid.

[EastTexas]

In the course of conversation she asked what I do...

I work for the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Houston. I'm not a scientist or anything. I actually paint the space shuttles among a lot of other things.
I stay down there 3 weeks a month, and come back here to be home for my week off.
I'll tell you a secret... no one ever believes it, but the paint on the space shuttle is just Sears Weatherbeater.

If you're a good liar, anything that makes you sound interesting works.

[KarmaKitten]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

In the course of conversation she asked what I do...

I work for the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Houston. I'm not a scientist or anything. I actually paint the space shuttles among a lot of other things.
I stay down there 3 weeks a month, and come back here to be home for my week off.
I'll tell you a secret... no one ever believes it, but the paint on the space shuttle is just Sears Weatherbeater.

If you're a good liar, anything that makes you sound interesting works.

Hahaha that's a great one... I probably would have fallen for it.

I don't think I ever told a lie to get laid, but I had a guy who I had already been sleeping with casually tell me that he had been to the doctor's that day and found out he was sterile (he even cried a little)... a short time later I was pregnant.

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by KarmaKitten

Hahaha that's a great one... I probably would have fallen for it.

I don't think I ever told a lie to get laid, but I had a guy who I had already been sleeping with casually tell me that he had been to the doctor's that day and found out he was sterile (he even cried a little)... a short time later I was pregnant.

FUUUCCKKK YYOOOUU and welcome to the forums. Good opener.

[campy]

Let's see....the dyed hair, padded bra, unnaturally waxed and plucked everything, perfume, make up, spanx, high heels, acrylic nails.

Telling lies come in all forms I guess

[bankyanks]

"Of course I'm over my ex!"

[Space Indaver]

Originally Posted by campy

Let's see....the dyed hair, padded bra, unnaturally waxed and plucked everything, perfume, make up, spanx, high heels, acrylic nails.

Telling lies come in all forms I guess

Only the bra and nails are lies here. And the nails are preaching to the wrong crowd.

[zombieninja]

Originally Posted by Space Indaver

Only the bra and nails are lies here. And the nails are preaching to the wrong crowd.

True that I have never not fucked a chick cause her nails weren't done.

[Space Indaver]

Originally Posted by zombieninja

True that I have never not fucked a chick cause her nails weren't done.

Jeez, check out the white tips on those nails. She'd get it all night long.

Can't see it myself.

[campy]

Originally Posted by zombieninja

True that I have never not fucked a chick cause her nails weren't done.

Duly noted and crossed off my list .

I snagged my man with my cooking. I think most men love a partner who cooks right?

[zombieninja]

Originally Posted by campy

Duly noted and crossed off my list .

I snagged my man with my cooking. I think most men love a partner who cooks right?

That's one of the things that my wife used to get me she made me a sandwich so good that I had to call friends and tell them about it. It was like 4 inches tall I took a pic of it but its on an old phone. The first meal she cooked for me was stuffed chicken breast and broccoli. Plus she beat my ass in Tekken first time anyone has ever gotten a perfect on me. Never underestimate the power of being a good female gamer.