Horrible lies you've told to try get laid.

fallingwindows · 09-12-2010, 10:31 AM

"I won't fall in love with you."

Junkenstein · 09-12-2010, 10:42 AM

"of course this wont change anything between us"

"i wont tell anybody"

"i really love you"

"I'll call you back"

Space Indaver · 09-12-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fallingwindows

"I won't fall in love with you."

If I had a heart this post would make me sad. As it is, I just feel thirsty.

doctorsleep · 09-12-2010, 10:47 AM

"No...of course this isn't my first time, what are you talking about"
*Sweating Bullets*

Junkenstein · 09-12-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by doctorsleep

"No...of course this isn't my first time, what are you talking about"
*Sweating Bullets*

You did NOT say that.

Man.

Space Indaver · 09-12-2010, 10:57 AM

DoctorSleep: Straight up getting bitches since 1987.

sagzy · 09-12-2010, 11:30 AM

I played the good guy card and it works sometimes. i.e
"You are an individual and i respect you"

"I would never say anything just so that I can convince you to have sex with me"

"I am too much of a nice guy, guess thats why i finish last" (for this one incorporate a shrug and a pained smile)

The nice guy card works with girls who have low self esteem, a little positive reinforcement and paint yourself in a good light and BAM you are in.

bankyanks · 09-12-2010, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

"i wont tell anybody"

I don't even count that as a lie anymore. It's part of my foreplay now.

Junkenstein · 09-12-2010, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bankyanks

I don't even count that as a lie anymore. It's part of my foreplay now.

Heh. Most of the times it was a "i knew, she knew" thing. But there was one time where the girl in querstion had a relationship, yet i couldnt stop myself from mouthing off. the consequences were bad enough.

NoArmsJames · 09-12-2010, 02:12 PM

"It's not cheating because you're just helping me out"

Worked

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sagzy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: beantown, MA Posts: 284	I played the good guy card and it works sometimes. i.e "You are an individual and i respect you" "I would never say anything just so that I can convince you to have sex with me" "I am too much of a nice guy, guess thats why i finish last" (for this one incorporate a shrug and a pained smile) The nice guy card works with girls who have low self esteem, a little positive reinforcement and paint yourself in a good light and BAM you are in.
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