Horrible lies you've told to try get laid.

da_ticklah · 09-12-2010, 02:47 PM

We've practically broken up

I wish I could have lost my virginity to you

I Love you

stabbyhappy · 09-12-2010, 04:02 PM

I get checked for stds every month.

bankyanks · 09-12-2010, 04:54 PM

"I swear this will be the last time."

slam_858 · 09-15-2010, 11:30 AM

"I'm in Medical School to become a plastic surgeon. We practice on animals. Earlier this year I gave a rabbit a face lift, and I just made a pig look like Miss Piggy."

Worked multiple times. Dumb girls.

lizsquiz · 09-16-2010, 06:45 AM

I'm afraid to go home because my creepy ex is stalking me, can I stay at your house?

Banoobie · 09-16-2010, 04:16 PM

Instead of opening the window, why dont you just take your trackies off? itll cool you down much faster...

Worked.

bankyanks · 09-16-2010, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banoobie

Instead of opening the window, why dont you just take your trackies off? itll cool you down much faster...

Worked.

I've totally (drunkenly) fallen for the. "You know when Eskimos are cold they get naked and huddle together. We should do that, body warmth is the best way to get warm."

It worked on me.

tempfoot · 09-17-2010, 01:31 PM

"Her? Oh...we broke up."

"I'm not that drunk."

"You aren't that drunk."

"We're so drunk we will probably forget this."

"This IS my first time."

etc.

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