How long can I go on like this??

[skizzbot]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

I would slap your hand, but that would just be gross.

I'm not doublefistin' it over here... lefty here is clean as clean can be. Come on, don't leave a brother hangin'.

/hi five

[skizzbot]

Originally Posted by Calypso

I... did. And now my hand is cemented to his with his Pearl Jam...

Fooooooooooooled yooooooooou. I was doublefistin' it. Sucker!

[porky2468]

Originally Posted by skizzbot

Fooooooooooooled yooooooooou. I was doublefistin' it. Sucker!

You make me lol

[Calypso]

Originally Posted by skizzbot

Fooooooooooooled yooooooooou. I was doublefistin' it. Sucker!

I will forever refer to you as Jizzbot.

You're welcum

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by skizzbot

If I made forum posts every time I jerked it for hours on end, that's all I'd be posting on here. Right guys?

/hi five?

Guys?

......

One two three four I declare a thumb war
Five six seven eight I used this hand to masturbate

[skizzbot]

Originally Posted by Calypso

I will forever refer to you as Jizzbot.

You're welcum

Yesssssss!

A lot of people think that's what it means anyway. Doesn't help I use this name on XBL while playing Call of Duty and I have my clan tag set to "8==D". What can I say? Dicks are funny.

[porky2468]

Originally Posted by skizzbot

Yesssssss!

A lot of people think that's what it means anyway. Doesn't help I use this name on XBL while playing Call of Duty and I have my clan tag set to "8==D". What can I say? Dicks are funny.

Dicks? I just thought that was a very happy person with a long nose and glasses...

[Calypso]

Originally Posted by porky2468

Dicks? I just thought that was a very happy person with a long nose and glasses...

Why the long..... face?

Eh? Eh?




*shoots self*

[skizzbot]

Originally Posted by porky2468

Dicks? I just thought that was a very happy person with a long nose and glasses...

BOOM! I've just shattered your entire sense of reality.

[Ana]

How did my post regarding my vagina become all about penis'?? And ps I have the BEST sleep. EVER!!! Ahh no man can satisfy me the way iVibe can... Sigh... Life is so tough!

Originally Posted by marina

I can relate. Sometimes I just want to take a nap, but nooo.. all of a sudden the alarm's going off and I'm actually more tired than I was an hour ago, covered in cum and worse than that I can't stop although I have shit to take care of, thus the whole reason for the nap.

You're wonderful Marina!