How long can I go on like this??

skizzbot · 03-05-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ana

How did my post regarding my vagina become all about penis'??

Sorry. I agree, there was a great deal more boner-inducing posts about female masturbation before I came in and ruined everything.

eurotrash karlos · 03-05-2009, 02:26 PM

more tea vicar?

Ana · 03-06-2009, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by skizzbot

Sorry. I agree, there was a great deal more boner-inducing posts about female masturbation before I came in and ruined everything.

I agree. You should be banned for one day which should be enough time to think about your actions. Stop rooning my fun, you.

Calypso · 03-06-2009, 07:36 AM

iVibe? What's that? I'd search the effin web, but I'm at school right now.

NoArmsJames · 03-06-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ana

How did my post regarding my vagina become all about penis'?? And ps I have the BEST sleep. EVER!!! Ahh no man can satisfy me the way iVibe can... Sigh... Life is so tough!

My middle name is Betterthanivibe

marina · 03-06-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Calypso

iVibe? What's that? I'd search the effin web, but I'm at school right now.

The most powerful vibrator on the market according to amazon.

marina · 03-06-2009, 10:12 AM

Now that this bitch is back on topic, are there any other girls who don't use vibrators? I'm strictly non-electric when it comes to sex toys.

Calypso · 03-06-2009, 11:20 AM

I chickened out on buying one so no bzzzzz for me. Actually, I don't own any sex toys...

Hmm....

Jon · 03-06-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sgt Rosie

Why did you choose the word "worse?"

By the way, you aren't "edging" to that age. We all age at the same rate on this planet.

'Slurp'.....Actually,
If you jacked off for twenty years while traveling 99.9% the speed of light around the earth, you would stop and 1000 years would have passed for everyone else not traveling the speed of light. It's Einstein's theory of relativity. So if you travel, drive, walk, or even move, time is actually distorted or slowed just a little bit. .....'Slurp'

So 1 yr @ 99.9% spd of light= 50 yrs for everyone else. You could essentially get 50 yrs of Jacking Off in one year if you could just move a bit faster. That should get you off and break a record. Good luck.

marina · 03-06-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Calypso

I chickened out on buying one so no bzzzzz for me. Actually, I don't own any sex toys...

Hmm....

Have you tried amazon or babeland? You could just have it delivered.

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