How to be Romantic

DJQuad · 03-01-2006, 08:20 AM

Cut the sappy shit. Now.

KiTTeN · 03-01-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ScubaSteve24

In college, one of my girl friends was having a really shitty, stress filled year. So I decided to do something to cheer her up. Her fav. animal is the cow, so I was like hmmm. So I went to the local party store and bought 25 balloons black, white, a few green (for grass), and 2 pink ones (for the nose and the utter). I got in touch with her roommate to let me in while she was in class and I set them up to look like a big balloon cow. I also got a nice thing of her favorite flowers and one pink rose and a mix cd of some good tunes. I had a card with it all that just said, "just to see you smile"...

Sorry to be girly, but I think I'm gonna cry!!! That is so sweet!

KiTTeN · 03-01-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DJQuad

Cut the sappy shit. Now.

You know what Quad?? We have a million threads dedicated to SADW, blow jobs, naked girls, naked underaged girls, etc etc etc...

Why can't we have one thread for the ladies???

DJQuad · 03-01-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KiTTeN

You know what Quad?? We have a million threads dedicated to SADW, blow jobs, naked girls, naked underaged girls, etc etc etc...

Why can't we have one thread for the ladies???

I apologize profusely (as ScubaSteve would say in his Christopher Walken impression). It is SADW after all.

DJQuad · 03-01-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KiTTeN

Sorry to be girly, but I think I'm gonna cry!!! That is so sweet!

He was just doing that so he can tap it later. Doh.

mali · 03-01-2006, 11:32 AM

i've left kissie lips on his bathroom mirror in the morning, after i put on lipstick.
he's always sending me random sappy text messages on my cell.
it's been almost three years, and we still hold hands while sitting on the couch watching tv.

we're super disgusting in love though. we dated back when we were 19. (we're 33 now). things didn't quite work out, (i was dumb) but i always felt he was the one that got away, and I pined over him for 11 years. We had originally met online, on a BBS back in the day.. one day I put my email info on a message board where poeple were reuniting with old friends from the BBS. I knew that if he wanted to find me, he would see it. A year and half later he emailed me, and we've been in love every since. We're lucky enough to have had our second chance, and are appreciative of eachother every day. I still get giddy when he holds my hand, or holds the door open.

</sappiness>

KiTTeN · 03-01-2006, 11:36 AM

mali, your story is so sweet! I think I am going to cry...

and Quad - girls KNOW that boys only do that stuff to get laid, but we appreciate the effort. If a guy takes the time to plan something romantic instead of tapping the girl on the shoulder and saying "lets have sex," he deserves some sex - maybe even a blow job (even if it ISN'T SADW!)

mali · 03-01-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by KiTTeN

mali, your story is so sweet! I think I am going to cry...

and Quad - girls KNOW that boys only do that stuff to get laid, but we appreciate the effort. If a guy takes the time to plan something romantic instead of tapping the girl on the shoulder and saying "lets have sex," he deserves some sex - maybe even a blow job (even if it ISN'T SADW!)

Well now this I disagree with. Romance is completely different than sex. If he wants some, he should just say so, or start something up. and vice versa. maybe that kicks me out of the Chicks Club, but i'm ok with that.

Goatboy · 03-01-2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KiTTeN

and Quad - girls KNOW that boys only do that stuff to get laid

I have a penis and I beg to differ.

blue eyes · 03-01-2006, 01:01 PM

When I've had a bad day my sweetie makes a hot tub full of scented bubbles, lights candles, puts the IPOD into stereo mode

And we stay there in the hot suds till 'my head is empty'

Sure makes me feel loved

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mali Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 936	i've left kissie lips on his bathroom mirror in the morning, after i put on lipstick. he's always sending me random sappy text messages on my cell. it's been almost three years, and we still hold hands while sitting on the couch watching tv. we're super disgusting in love though. we dated back when we were 19. (we're 33 now). things didn't quite work out, (i was dumb) but i always felt he was the one that got away, and I pined over him for 11 years. We had originally met online, on a BBS back in the day.. one day I put my email info on a message board where poeple were reuniting with old friends from the BBS. I knew that if he wanted to find me, he would see it. A year and half later he emailed me, and we've been in love every since. We're lucky enough to have had our second chance, and are appreciative of eachother every day. I still get giddy when he holds my hand, or holds the door open. </sappiness>
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