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I am coming out of retirement.
i've been celibate for some time now as a means to focus on certain goals i have. i haven't reached all my goals, but i did get a raise at work, which is good enough after me being sex-less for 6 months. this is not a sad Brett Favre return from retirement, i'll be coming full force. (pun intended)
so get in line ladies, i'm starting a list. |
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for the most part, this is just me deciding to slow down and have more fun while i still can, instead of trying to get the top asap.
my penis and wallet have never felt so happy together. Cheers to a growing bulge in the front and the back of mi pantalones! |
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well one binge doesn't signify an issue. i've had more binges on booze, cocaine, painkillers, extacy... the list goes on. the point being, my MILF binge was probably my least destructive binge. (even though i fucked my friend's mom.)
i would recommend a little MILF binge to anyone. |
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I don't really understand choosing to not have sex for an arbitrary period of time. I don't know what is being accomplished there. Was the celibacy an accepted side-effect, or intentional?
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