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Old 01-18-2011, 02:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am coming out of retirement.

i've been celibate for some time now as a means to focus on certain goals i have. i haven't reached all my goals, but i did get a raise at work, which is good enough after me being sex-less for 6 months. this is not a sad Brett Favre return from retirement, i'll be coming full force. (pun intended)
so get in line ladies, i'm starting a list.
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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for the most part, this is just me deciding to slow down and have more fun while i still can, instead of trying to get the top asap.
my penis and wallet have never felt so happy together.
Cheers to a growing bulge in the front and the back of mi pantalones!
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You know what I live by right, Live Fast, Die Pretty.
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You know what I live by right, Live Fast, Die Pretty.
i'll avoid being fast in this endeavor. it will have a pretty ending though. ha
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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werent you the guy who went on MILF binges?
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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werent you the guy who went on MILF binges?
i had one MILF binge when i was 17-18. it wasn't a bad time but since then i've only slept with one mama.
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Old 01-19-2011, 09:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i had one MILF binge when i was 17-18.
One is probably more than most have ever had.
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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One is probably more than most have ever had.
well one binge doesn't signify an issue. i've had more binges on booze, cocaine, painkillers, extacy... the list goes on. the point being, my MILF binge was probably my least destructive binge. (even though i fucked my friend's mom.)
i would recommend a little MILF binge to anyone.
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Old 01-19-2011, 10:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't really understand choosing to not have sex for an arbitrary period of time. I don't know what is being accomplished there. Was the celibacy an accepted side-effect, or intentional?
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