I have a date!

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I had therapy, and it just started getting repetitive, and it’s the same stuff I've heard my entire life.

Oh you mean like all the help people have tried to give you on this forum...

FUCK YOU!

Take the advice or leave it but shut your whiny trap until you do...

I have lost any sympathy for you.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

DUDE. THERAPY, intensive, probably years of it. ur a screwed up dude and there is no quick fix. Every time you post here or sit around pitying yourself, u r not doing the WORK that it will take to heal your deeply damaged soul.

What happened to me, I got picked on in school but a lot of people do, I wasn't abused at all as a child and my parents are way nicer then a lot of others are. They never got divorced and never really got angry, I mean they fought but no spousal abuse. Why am I so fucked in the head?

Originally Posted by Loki74

Oh you mean like all the help people have tried to give you on this forum...

FUCK YOU!

Take the advice or leave it but shut your whiny trap until you do...

I have lost any sympathy for you.

I didn't mean it like that, I meant it like I know all those things but I just can't, I can't see it, I can't understand it, It makes no sense.

[doctorsleep]

I have been at this for a year, I know that I have made progress, I've had physical touch with a girl, hell I even came closer to having a date.

I know I've said horrible things to a lot of people here even in the past week.

But please, PLEASE I know that I am soooo close, closer then I have ever been in my entire life thanks to all the amazing people here.

I swear I am not this mean and spiteful and hateful in real life, its just the way things get portrayed over forum posts. I want to love and be loved. I've never been close to anyone in my life, not even my own parents, but I want to feel what everyone else here gets to feel so badly.

So I ask this,

Can we start over? please, I am begging for a pardon.

I am not the same person that I was a year ago. The road to getting a girlfreind has become more about fixing myself and my life then the girl herself. Along the road there is physical and mental health, money, self-reliance, confidence, independence, But I have to admit that at the end of this road is a girl. The most wonderful girl in the world.

The number 1 thing everyone has said has been
You can't make a girlfreind you goal or something along those lines, like A girl wont solve your problems

But that is my goal, I'm sorry, I can work on everything else but I am incapable of not trying to find love. That is the only thing that keeps me going, I have other things, but at the end of the day nothing is more important then finding love.

Please, I am only human, Please help me.

[The King of Awesome]

Your air force friend is most likely an idiot. Let me tell you what he SHOULD have said to you:

Bobby, one of these days you're going to have to figure out that you don't know shit about shit. You don't even know how much you don't know. And you're not going to learn a damn thing until you realize just how much you don't know.

Fuck worrying about getting a good job, a house, a wife and kids. You need to get to the point where you can start your life, and as long as you think you've already started, you aren't going to be able to start.

Now, as far as this online dating profile, you're going to have to give me a little bit of trust here, and realize that I, like ... almost everybody else on this site, have about seven million times more experience in the world of love, life, social interaction, and not being a pathetic douche. And one of those people is trying to give you a little push in the right direction, but you're going to have to accept that as it is - that means that you send me your location, your desired username, your age, and some photos, and I'll set up this dating profile and then give you the account info.

I'm not going to send you the text to copy and paste into your profile, for one simple reason: you have no clue what you're doing. You would read through it and figure you need to change something, and you'd invariably ruin it. This is all about quality control, and I'm not going to lend my name to an inferior product (i.e., the profile you would create). You want gold delivered to your door? Don't drive up to the gold mine with your piece of shit car. It's going to get loaded into my supercharged, funkified, holographic hovertrain with disco balls and hot tubs in every car. This gold isn't just about itself, it's the whole package.

And all the ladies in here can take a ride on the train later. I hope you like shit that's Awesome.

[dEadERest]

fuck

you know, i started a post about how the doctor will prolly make money but won't find real love and how he's in it for all the wrong reasons and then i said, why, why put an ounce more energy into this vacuous abyss . .

[naberdy]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

But that is my goal, I'm sorry, I can work on everything else but I am incapable of not trying to find love. That is the only thing that keeps me going, I have other things, but at the end of the day nothing is more important then finding love.

Please, I am only human, Please help me.

Fuck you. You don't deserve a "pardon" as you put it and even if you could some how make everyone forget the stupidity you've been spewing for the past year it still wouldn't change anything. You're hopeless, have fun dying alone.

[campy]

Originally Posted by The King of Awesome

Your air force friend is most likely an idiot. Let me tell you what he SHOULD have said to you:

Bobby, one of these days you're going to have to figure out that you don't know shit about shit. You don't even know how much you don't know. And you're not going to learn a damn thing until you realize just how much you don't know.

Fuck worrying about getting a good job, a house, a wife and kids. You need to get to the point where you can start your life, and as long as you think you've already started, you aren't going to be able to start.

Now, as far as this online dating profile, you're going to have to give me a little bit of trust here, and realize that I, like ... almost everybody else on this site, have about seven million times more experience in the world of love, life, social interaction, and not being a pathetic douche. And one of those people is trying to give you a little push in the right direction, but you're going to have to accept that as it is - that means that you send me your location, your desired username, your age, and some photos, and I'll set up this dating profile and then give you the account info.

I'm not going to send you the text to copy and paste into your profile, for one simple reason: you have no clue what you're doing. You would read through it and figure you need to change something, and you'd invariably ruin it. This is all about quality control, and I'm not going to lend my name to an inferior product (i.e., the profile you would create). You want gold delivered to your door? Don't drive up to the gold mine with your piece of shit car. It's going to get loaded into my supercharged, funkified, holographic hovertrain with disco balls and hot tubs in every car. This gold isn't just about itself, it's the whole package.

And all the ladies in here can take a ride on the train later. I hope you like shit that's Awesome.

See Drcreep, this is how you turn a train wreck into a hot love mess...it's brilliant!

I am now, officially and forever, a "The king of Awesome" believer ...

I think his profile should go something like this...

"Hi, My name is "The Doctor", I believe my hype , let me show you how it's DONE, please please PLEASE, let me show you something, anything...Please *whimper*"

[campy]

Originally Posted by coolstorybr0

Y'ALL EVER GET THE IMPRESSION... THAT MAYBE YR BEING TROLLED...

No...NEVER

:conf used:

How could we all have been duped....HOW?

[Omni]

It's probably for the best that she bailed out on you, because from what I remember of your previous threads you have some really terrible ideas about women so it's best that it ended this way instead of her leaving halfway through the date and crushing you ten times as hard.

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by coolstorybr0

I'M JUS SAYIN'

Are you sayin' you can't find the caps lock?