I have a date!

[The King of Awesome]

Originally Posted by Loki74

Are you sayin' you can't find the caps lock?

He's a troll, and quite obviously somebody's alt account. Probably best to ignore him.

[The Gunner]

Imagine this in your buddy's drunk voice. "Bobby, you sad sack of shit."

There are people in this world who's sole mission it is to bang every hole they get close to. Apparently, you are one of these people.

Alternatively, there are people in this world that belive those holes are desease infested, worthless bitches. Apparently, you are one of these people.

Also, there are people in this world that place all their on faults and shortcomings on others, and enjoy thinking of themselves as a victim. Apparently, you are one of these people.

Finally, there are people in this world that... Well, are unfortunately beyond help. They will act like they are accepting advice and attemping to better themselves in order to achieve the goals that they have set out in life. However, they are not. They will twist words, make excuses, or blatantly ignore any help extended to them. Apparently, you are one of these people.

You have to either open up and actually take in what people say, or become close friends with Mr. Astroglide until the day that you end up hanging yourself in your modest studio apartment.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by Incognito

Archer's my current mentor.

Archer?

Only one person who goes by that comes to mind, and he isn't real.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I can't figure it out!
Why am I like this?
What made me this way?
How do i get better?

Way to be grateful fuck wit, I guess the fucken mountain of advice and guidance myself and others have tried to give you amounts to nothing in the end.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I did everything right, I did everything right and I still get burned by pure bad luck and nothing else, I'm so sick of this.

I can't believe you wrote this, since when did you do anything right in this situation?

Originally Posted by coolstorybr0

DOGG I CAN TELL WAHT YR AIR FORCE FRIEND MEANS. U ARE WISE LIKE AN OLD CHINESE MONK

Ah Typ I could hug you.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by The Gunner

You have to either open up and actually take in what people say, or become close friends with Mr. Astroglide until the day that you end up hanging yourself in your modest studio apartment.

sleep just needs to discover autoerotic asphyxiation and go by accident.

[Stever]

Perhaps the key here is to turn his hate for woman into what gets him laid rather than trying to change that part of him. Harness this power not destroy it... Sleep, just constantly tell yourself that "these bitches" aren't worth your time and are dumber than you. Honestly that outlook will get you laid.

[Incognito]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Archer?

Only one person who goes by that comes to mind, and he isn't real.

Doesn't mean he can't be used as a motivational tool.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by Incognito

Doesn't mean he can't be used as a motivational tool.

No wonder why doctorsleep hates women -- they've got vagina worms.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

Ah Typ I could hug you.

that made me smile

Originally Posted by Incognito

Doesn't mean he can't be used as a motivational tool.

operative word being, say it with me everybody . . . . motivational.

wait, what?

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I am not the same person that I was a year ago. The road to getting a girlfreind has become more about fixing myself and my life then the girl herself. Along the road there is physical and mental health, money, self-reliance, confidence, independence, But I have to admit that at the end of this road is a girl. The most wonderful girl in the world.

No, you're not, and no there isn't.

There isn't someone for everyone; there's someone for people that aren't shitbags.