I have a date!

[FletchLives]

You can't fuck back dimples dEad. Well, maybe with the women you're with... But that's not the norm bro

[FletchLives]

Hellooo... ever heard of eye-fucking? Ha!

[dEadERest]

. . . .

[FletchLives]

Well now I know why you aren't named Lord of Originality.
I'm turned on by things that are instinctively supposed to turn someone on. If something else turns you on, that is perverse by definition.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

You can't fuck back dimples dEad.

we can then quite simply deduce that you are "turned on" by labia majora and points north, exclusively.
if so, good sir, you

are a chawbacon

[grillmanj]

In my defense FletchLives it was at the top of the list when I replied to that. Also I think you can fuck dimples if they're on a really fat chick not that you would want to but maybe and I'm just throwing this out there but that could be an option for you drsleep. Knock one out get it out of the way. Just remember the old rule about fat chicks and mopeds. You can never go wrong with that.

WORDS OF WISDOM BY THE GRILL

[Chronicle615]

Maybe you should just quit worrying about it. If it was THAT important to ya, you would have had a girl. Start taking some ginko biloba, get a therapist, like a previous poster said, or...................SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT. You need your ass beat. Find someone, and piss them off, so they beat your ass. Find a fight club, or go sparring at a local dojo. Whatever it maybe, you need your ass beat. Will be humbling, then rebuild in a better mindset.

[Rabbit]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Its going to sound like a retread, but this is one of my biggest problems. I DONT HAVE ANY INTERESTS. What I'm trying to ask about are things I could try that will also get me close to girls. I don't know where to start and I don't want to waste time trying something If I'm probably not going to like it and it wouldn't get me closer to girls anyway.

I've been going to beginner's tango lessons with a lady-friend for the past month. Some of the girls there come with their boyfriend, but a lot of them come to meet people. You could try swing, salsa, or ballroom instead but I think tango would be the best option (less chance of embarrassment)

If there's a tango club at your school they'll hold dances and lessons where you can meet people. And the people there want to practice dancing so they'll want to dance with you/anyone.

If you can get one of your female friends to go with you that would be better but there are guys that go by themselves.

Maybe this isn't the type of advice you need to be getting but if you're looking for an interest try a dance club.

[doctorsleep]

I know I'm contradicting what you quoted, and the dancing class sounds right, but I don't think i could handle that. Id feel like such a creep, only going there to meet girls, (Which I know shouldn't be the point)

and also, I have only ever slow danced with a girl once, back when I was 16, I cant even imagine putting my hands on a woman, much less one i don't even know. When a girl I'm freinds with hugs me I get all tense and squemish. (And this one girl I know hugs me beacuse she thinks its funny to see how nervous I get)

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure it might work down the line, or for other people, but thats just too much to start with.

[amyuilani]

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