I have a date!

[Station]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I know I'm contradicting what you quoted, and the dancing class sounds right, but I don't think i could handle that. Id feel like such a creep, only going there to meet girls, (Which I know shouldn't be the point)

and also, I have only ever slow danced with a girl once, back when I was 16, I cant even imagine putting my hands on a woman, much less one i don't even know. When a girl I'm freinds with hugs me I get all tense and squemish. (And this one girl I know hugs me beacuse she thinks its funny to see how nervous I get)

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure it might work down the line, or for other people, but thats just too much to start with.

So we've established that meeting people in a public space, talking to them and possibly making some sort of physical contact (albeit approved by the group setting, since that's the fucking point) is too much to start with. You are well on your way my friend.

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I know I'm contradicting what you quoted, and the dancing class sounds right, but I don't think i could handle that. Id feel like such a creep, only going there to meet girls, (Which I know shouldn't be the point)

and also, I have only ever slow danced with a girl once, back when I was 16, I cant even imagine putting my hands on a woman, much less one i don't even know. When a girl I'm freinds with hugs me I get all tense and squemish. (And this one girl I know hugs me beacuse she thinks its funny to see how nervous I get)

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure it might work down the line, or for other people, but thats just too much to start with.

Get an inflatable love doll to practice dancing and talking and touching. But don't fuck it, because I fear that you could fall in love it from it having your penis in it. Seriously, if you can't talk or have physical contact with a real woman, maybe you should you work up to it.
We've all been telling you how to interact with girls but maybe you aren't ready for interacting with girls. Were you absent during a certain health lesson in 4th grade?

[DWarrior]

lol, another piece of the puzzle.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

Get an inflatable love doll to practice dancing and talking and touching. But don't fuck it, because I fear that you could fall in love it from it having your penis in it. Seriously, if you can't talk or have physical contact with a real woman, maybe you should you work up to it.
We've all been telling you how to interact with girls but maybe you aren't ready for interacting with girls. Were you absent during a certain health lesson in 4th grade?

As crazy as I am I know I'm at least no where near those nut bars that fall in love with real dolls (Good thing I don't have the money for one of those)

I knew this guy who did that ball room dancing thing, its a club at our school. Not a close friend only knew him though a class. He said that he got pulled aside one day by one of the girls and had to be told that some of the girls were complaining about how grabby he was getting. This was one of those tall lanky awkward guys. I'm just paranoid that something like that would happen to me, even if I was trying my best not to do it, I think I would do nothing but hover my hands on their hips, wich would just make me look more scared and awkward then I want to be.

Its not that I'm afraid to touch a woman, its more that it would be a woman I'm not familiar with. but then again I get squeamish and tense when a friend hugs me, I guess I just can't get behind the idea of showing affection to a girl I'm not with romantically.

[FletchLives]

You do realize that women are people too, right? It's not some kind of shit like picking your bird-thing on Avatar. Women are humans just like you and me. They tend to smell better, but they are not delicate flowers, at least not until they are ready to open up to you.
You're like someone who loves pineapple but you keep getting fucked up because you try to bite right into one. Then you try opening it with your hands, but that hurts like hell too. It has to be open, as do you, or else you'll never be comfortable.

PS. Fuck anyone who doesn't like pineapple metaphors.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

PS. Fuck anyone who doesn't like pineapple metaphors.

It beats onion metaphors so I'm in!

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

As crazy as I am I know I'm at least no where near those nut bars that fall in love with real dolls (Good thing I don't have the money for one of those)

I knew this guy who did that ball room dancing thing, its a club at our school. Not a close friend only knew him though a class. He said that he got pulled aside one day by one of the girls and had to be told that some of the girls were complaining about how grabby he was getting. This was one of those tall lanky awkward guys. I'm just paranoid that something like that would happen to me, even if I was trying my best not to do it, I think I would do nothing but hover my hands on their hips, wich would just make me look more scared and awkward then I want to be.

Its not that I'm afraid to touch a woman, its more that it would be a woman I'm not familiar with. but then again I get squeamish and tense when a friend hugs me, I guess I just can't get behind the idea of showing affection to a girl I'm not with romantically.

You're super weird.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Id feel like such a creep, only going there to meet girls, (Which I know shouldn't be the point)

magnificently stupid

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I cant even imagine putting my hands on a woman

sure you can, start with the throat . .

and Fletch you can take your pineapple metaphor and stuff it up your honeydew

daughter is back at school and the dog is noticeably sad. Plus he's home alone all day now. We have a dog sitter come in 3 days a week, I drive home for lunch 2. But, it' still sad . .

[FletchLives]

So.... are you trying to hook sleep up with your dog, or your daughter?
Not that it's not interesting, but I can't figure out why you would post a picture and talk about this in doctorsleep's "I have a date!" thread.

But since we're off topic dEad, did you see how they totally fucked over Ron last night?

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

You do realize that women are people too, right? It's not some kind of shit like picking your bird-thing on Avatar. Women are humans just like you and me. They tend to smell better, but they are not delicate flowers, at least not until they are ready to open up to you.
You're like someone who loves pineapple but you keep getting fucked up because you try to bite right into one. Then you try opening it with your hands, but that hurts like hell too. It has to be open, as do you, or else you'll never be comfortable.

PS. Fuck anyone who doesn't like pineapple metaphors.

Women are like pineapples. If you eat one for too long, your tongue may start to bleed.