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Why the fuck am I suddenly a Slytherin?
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This is bogus, the signs didn't change.
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This. TEN POINTS TO SLYTHERIN.
I'm a Leo and that didn't change. If you're bored enough, I find the concept of moon signs and rising suns to be a nice complement to the main sun sign (cue bong hit.) Basically: Sun signs represent your ego Moon sign represents your emotional inner self Rising sign represents your outer presentation to the world. Here's how you can calculate yours if you would like: Sun, Moon, and Rising Signs Moon sign calculator Rising sign calculator |
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I'm now on the cusp of Leo and Virgo.
I'm such a hardcore Virgo though, I don't play up to it because I read my horoscope, but I match all of the distinctive markers. And the symbol is an M! ![]() |
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I went from a Virgin to a Lion and should be all "Fuck Yeah! Suck Yeah!" But I didn't get a call the next day and feel like I've been used.
Oh, wait, I'm a male lion now. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when you kill a gazelle or something. I'll take my cut then you and the kids can eat. No, it's just nature, baby, nothing personal. Seriously, Lions are the most sexist of beasts. (I know, polar bears, but I think they're kind of <makes gay sign><but like killing machine gay><cos they're crazy dangerous>) Anyway. From now on, since Dr. Sleep is a Virgin now (pfft. Now) he gets to clean my crusty underwear. The rest of you fall into place and what the hell IS an Omnilunkus? Is that one of those Lakota He/Shes? No, Marina, I can say that now, I'm a damn lion and I take no guff. Not even from Capricorns named Billy. I should make some bold speech here, but sleep, gazelle, wake me. I'm kinda feeling ribs right now. So take down something ribby. Law of the Jungle, Haiku for Mossad, uh? Whatever. Time for a nap. |
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I'm okay with that because add horny healer to my Sag, and I'm happy. |
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