I made a Mother's Day song for my wife because I'm a sappy guy.

panicBoy · 05-12-2013, 08:23 PM

Happy Mother's Day by panicBoy on SoundCloud - Hear the world?s sounds

Scumhook · 05-12-2013, 09:09 PM

Is your wife also your Mother?

Why the fuck would you do something for your wife on Mothers day if this wasn't the case?

Earl Dukes · 05-12-2013, 09:48 PM

If they have kids, then she qualifies as a mother. Do you have kids, Panic?

Scumhook · 05-13-2013, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

If they have kids, then she qualifies as a mother. Do you have kids, Panic?

No shit, Captain Obvious.

The point of Mother's Day is to lie to your own Mother about how happy you are that she spat you out of her cunt, not to randomly congratulate women for reproducing.

Panic obviously wishes he married his mother, the sick fuck.

Earl Dukes · 05-13-2013, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

The point of Mother's Day is to lie to your own Mother about how happy you are that she spat you out of her cunt, not to randomly congratulate women for reproducing.

Maybe in Australia.

Scumhook · 05-13-2013, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

Maybe in Australia.

Says the man from the state that just allowed the coloured folk to mix with their white overlords at the prom.

You're in a big fucking glass house, cracka. Careful where you throw those stones...

Earl Dukes · 05-13-2013, 04:11 AM

Ok, but maybe in Australia. I can go to any drug store in the US and find mothers day card sub-sections labeled "to mother", "to wife", "to grandmother", "to sister", etc. Maybe it's different in Australia. Here, we find every way possible to cash in on everything possible.

Earl Dukes · 05-13-2013, 06:18 AM

Also, I just realized the song is from the perspective of his daughter, so we both had the wrong idea.

Nice song, Panic. You have a new follower (Hero Time JAMZZ).

panicBoy · 05-13-2013, 12:16 PM

Thanks. I really didn't think I'd have to spell it out for our more obtuse forums members.

DWarrior · 05-13-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

Says the man from the state that just allowed the coloured folk to mix with their white overlords at the prom.

You're in a big fucking glass house, cracka. Careful where you throw those stones...

It's a celebration of motherhood, so yes you can give gifts to mothers/grandmothers as well as wives/baby mommas. I can't listen to it at work, but right on!

Sorry to hear that your family are such cunts and you hate them all.

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Earl Dukes Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: St. Augustine, FL Posts: 457	Ok, but maybe in Australia. I can go to any drug store in the US and find mothers day card sub-sections labeled "to mother", "to wife", "to grandmother", "to sister", etc. Maybe it's different in Australia. Here, we find every way possible to cash in on everything possible. Last edited by Earl Dukes; 05-13-2013 at 04:15 AM.
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