I need a fake resume

[NoArmsJames]

I'm doing some research for a guy which may lead to actual work for me in the future. He wants info on what a certain company pays and a few other things. They won't even talk to me without a resume. He won't accept info from anyone but this company and insists I create a resume to get this info.
I don't have a resume or the right work experience to create one to get them interested.
Does anyone know of a fake resume generator or something that will make me look like a qualified executive assistant?

[Astigos]

I have a template resume in MS word that I can email you. Just write in your info on top of everything there.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by Astigos

I have a template resume in MS word that I can email you. Just write in your info on top of everything there.

I think he's asking for a pre-filled resume with credentials that would qualify one for the job in question.

My question is that if the forum does this for you, will we also be doing everything else if you get the job that this could lead to?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

My question is that if the forum does this for you, will we also be doing everything else if you get the job that this could lead to?

Obviously

[Astigos]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

I think he's asking for a pre-filled resume with credentials that would qualify one for the job in question.

I thought he was just going to make up his own credentials. Either way the resume he submits will be false and can't be followed through by the employer.

[DWarrior]

Word has stock templates, I think James wants a bit more than that.

IME, employers prescreen with a phone interview before they even mention salary. So you better get a chick voice and maybe a pair of titties if you want to get to some numbers.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Word has stock templates, I think James wants a bit more than that.

IME, employers prescreen with a phone interview before they even mention salary. So you better get a chick voice and maybe a pair of titties if you want to get to some numbers.

This is what I'm afraid of. I'm thinking that a fake resume won't pass scrutiny and I know my own won't either.

I offered to go to other, similar companies, I offered to find people employed in the field and talk to them but he's insisting on this one company... Ugh.

[NoArmsJames]

Nevermind, I got this figured out.

[makaylaligar]

Are you using your real name? Are you going to apply online?

[MonsteroftheId]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

IME, employers prescreen with a phone interview before they even mention salary. So you better get a chick voice and maybe a pair of titties if you want to get to some numbers.

Right. Because women are respected and paid better.