I need legitimate help this time, I swear

[fluxquanta]

Why couldn't sleep come to KATG week?

[crecentroll]

Could I get K's number? My dealer moved away...

[zappbrannigan]

I'd say DrSleep's threads are like "the boy who cried wolf," but that'd be wrong because the people in that story actually gave a shit about the boy at the beginning of the story.

[Astigos]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

I'd say DrSleep's threads are like "the boy who cried wolf," but that'd be wrong because the people in that story actually gave a shit about the boy at the beginning of the story.

And at the end of the story the boy is eviscerated by wolves.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Astigos

And at the end of the story the boy is eviscerated by wolves.

Pretty sure it's the goats (or chickens?) who get eviscerated. The boy runs into town.

But Sleep's story will be the inverse. And when the news do a story on us, we'll all look like horrible people (especially since the thread where we tried to help for like 2 years has been deleted).

[PsychoLoco]

Just tell James that you'll call the IRS on him if he doesn't start treating his roommates better.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

I'd say DrSleep's threads are like "the boy who cried wolf," but that'd be wrong because the people in that story actually gave a shit about the boy at the beginning of the story.

I'd say sleep's threads are made-up.

I trust keet (he posted on the day of his annual standup, not-fer,nuthin), I applaud Crustaceous Bob, I giggle with sparrow, I respect John Galt and I didn't read any of sleep's post

[Cretaceous Bob]

No way dude. That motherfucker is real.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

I'd say sleep's threads are made-up.

I trust keet (he posted on the day of his annual standup, not-fer,nuthin), I applaud Crustaceous Bob, I giggle with sparrow, I respect John Galt and I didn't read any of sleep's post

You couldn't help but catch the quotes in Bob and Sparrow's posts tho.

[dEadERest]

all i saw in Bob's post was giant lobster-red emphasis which amused me