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I know, eye stabbing is pretty brutal, but it just makes me so fucking angry man.
I mean, in highschool he had a car, he had something over me, but here, we are in the exact same fucking boat, except I'm closer to getting out. If he didn't live with his parents I could understand a little more, but he lives with his fucking parents!! He's 27, 3 years older then me and I'm fucking ashamed I still live with my parents (again, im out by the end of summer) and at least I own my own car. I have more money then him and i could beat him in a fight, I KNOW I AM FUCKING BETTER THEN HIM GOD DAMN IT! |
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I'M NOT RESPONDING TO THIS THREAD!
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I think you just answered your own question. Have you listened to yourself talk, I think there may be clues there. If you're that hung up on losing your virginity hire a prostitute, maybe you'll be less angry?
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It wasn't just this guy getting my friend that did it, It was the last straw yeah, but I've been slowly realizing this.
I mean, we live in a world where a girl that I never really had a chance with is going out with this fat piece of shit, that means that there is soooooo much wrong with me that makes me a worse choice then him, how can I possibly be fixed? I think what really did it is that if, by some fucking miracle, I was ever actually able to trick a girl into going on date with me, I would some how have to do it again and again with the same girl long enough for her to be my girlfriend. (Which is also impossible because in today's age of hookups, fuck buddies, FWB's, and open relationships the whole concept of a "Girlfriend", at least the kind I'm looking for, is so god damn antiquated and fucking juvenile and frankly just doesn't exist anymore) Oh, and right as all this was happening I also learned that this girl who works at the comic book store I go too is a lesbian. I would never ask this girl out, she is too hot and I don't want to be some fucking nerd drooling over her that she probably has to deal with constantly. I just had a little crush on her but learning that shes a fucking lesbian just drove me so fucking angry. Every god damn girl I meet is a fucking lesbian or bi. |
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