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I think your cardinal mistake is you're asking for dating advice from chicks. They're the prey. Do you ask a gazelle how to hunt gazelle? NO, you go to the tiger. So go to the fat dude and ask him how he does it, then apply those tactics and win.
PS, Vinny smushed two lesbians on the last Jersey Shore and he isn't even that tan, so there's hope for you and the comic book chick. |
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And I'm not angry at the girls I meet specifically for being lesbians, I'm angry that I can't find a fucking straight girl to save my life and I'm a piece of shit for not wanting to deal with the bullshit of dating a bisexual girl. |
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Anyway, you sound like a petulant teenager... |
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. . Brian? What did we say?
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Do NOT feed the troll...even being in here posting this to you is feeding into his need for attention. DO NOT feed this troll. |
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I'm here! You've been looking for me for years, but you've finally found me! I'm the girl of your dreams. Everything about me matches up to your list of required girlfriend specifications. I couldn't be bothered to read the list, but I know it in my heart. You've got me, so now you can stop worrying and live your life. Yay!
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