I think I'm done

[fluxquanta]

"I'm done" should be code for "Lock this thread please and ban doctorshit's account".

[Sweettha]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

"I'm done" should be code for "Lock this thread please and ban doctorshit's account".

x2 on that

[heady beer]

Troll or dude could have something like aspergers.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

Again, girls get so wet over homophobia. So you've got that part down...just work on the other stuff, you'll be there in no time.

Originally Posted by DWarrior

I think your cardinal mistake is you're asking for dating advice from chicks. They're the prey. Do you ask a gazelle how to hunt gazelle? NO, you go to the tiger. So go to the fat dude and ask him how he does it, then apply those tactics and win.

PS, Vinny smushed two lesbians on the last Jersey Shore and he isn't even that tan, so there's hope for you and the comic book chick.

Seriously, those are the two best comments ever. They're so good that I have to tell you how good they are, knowing fully well that I'm bumping this thread and contributing to it's pathetic life.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Let me tell you about this fucker, when I said any guy would be better then me, I meant any guy but this one

27 years old

300 pounds, all jelly, big fat George Lucas chin and everything

Lives with his parents (To be fair I still live with my parents too but I'm out by the end of the summer, if I was 27 and living with my parents I would have killed myself by then)

Fucking half-a-fag bisexual (He complains about how his work wont let him wear black nail polish, YOUR A 27 YEAR OLD MAN!)

Has to borrow his fucking parents car, I DO own my own fucking car that I paid for in MY fucking name, and I pay my insurance and all that shit.

I'm a pussy, but I KNOW that I could beat this guy in a fight.

I agree that this dude sounds like a douche.

So why is he getting girls and you aren't?

It goes back to that mad desperation and insecurity that you have. This guy is a tool but he doesn't realise he's a tool and he obviously has an air of confidence about himself.

Fake it til you make it bro. As a rule to yourself, never ever ever show any kind of weakness around a woman anymore. This means STOP complaining about your life to them. Bitching about your women troubles is killing your chance with women. Direct all your insecurities away from women in your life and pour the false confidence on (stopping short of being an arrogant douche).

Seriously, put a few well researched interested opinions, random facts and tid bits and an air of confidence.

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

Again, girls get so wet over homophobia. So you've got that part down...just work on the other stuff, you'll be there in no time.

I'm not sure how you make sarcasm so adorable but kudos to you sir.

[doctorsleep]

I get it, I talked with those 2 girls last night and one of them literally bitchslapped me into reason, i can still feel it a bit actually. She made me promise to at least talk to a girl today and I talked to 3.

One was a girl working at a coffee stand like thing in the library, she was making this one fancy drink and I asked what it was because it looked really good. (I know, doesn't really count if she's working but I was ordering from a different part of the thing and not directly from her)

Second was asking a girl what time it was in a different coffee shop on campus and then i asked her a bit about her kindle.

But the third, okay, I was looking for an outlet for my laptop in class and i noticed one near a seat with a pink bookbag in it so I decided to sit there and see if I could chat with the girl who sat there. And while one would expect a MASSIVE hit of irony by having a flamboyant gay guy sitting there it was actually a cute girl. and we talked a bit during the break and after class, introduced myself and got her name and she was really polite and cheery so who knows. Looked her up on face book and shes single so lets see if something can happen. I'm gonna ask for her number next class

[The Gunner]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I get it, I talked with those 2 girls last night and one of them literally bitchslapped me into reason, i can still feel it a bit actually. She made me promise to at least talk to a girl today and I talked to 3.

One was a girl working at a coffee stand like thing in the library, she was making this one fancy drink and I asked what it was because it looked really good. (I know, doesn't really count if she's working but I was ordering from a different part of the thing and not directly from her)

Second was asking a girl what time it was in a different coffee shop on campus and then i asked her a bit about her kindle.

But the third, okay, I was looking for an outlet for my laptop in class and i noticed one near a seat with a pink bookbag in it so I decided to sit there and see if I could chat with the girl who sat there. And while one would expect a MASSIVE hit of irony by having a flamboyant gay guy sitting there it was actually a cute girl. and we talked a bit during the break and after class, introduced myself and got her name and she was really polite and cheery so who knows. Looked her up on face book and shes single so lets see if something can happen. I'm gonna ask for her number next class

Yeah, I didn't read any of this shit. I'm more amazed that you're still alive than anything else.

Don't off yourself until July, that's my month in the death pool.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Looked her up on face book and shes single so lets see if something can happen. I'm gonna ask for her number next class

I did too. Unfortunately she's been with 3 women and had a threesome with one of them. She has 3 tattoos and had an abortion once. Don't ask her about that. It'll just make her cry.

[dEadERest]

godDAMNit, Brian . . .

oh, and

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

one of them literally bitchslapped me into reason

she touched you!?

. . eewww

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by dEadERest

godDAMNit, Brian . . .

Come on, that was some funny shit!