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Old 03-27-2012, 08:22 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I get it, I talked with those 2 girls last night and one of them literally bitchslapped me into reason, i can still feel it a bit actually. She made me promise to at least talk to a girl today and I talked to 3.

One was a girl working at a coffee stand like thing in the library, she was making this one fancy drink and I asked what it was because it looked really good. (I know, doesn't really count if she's working but I was ordering from a different part of the thing and not directly from her)

Second was asking a girl what time it was in a different coffee shop on campus and then i asked her a bit about her kindle.

But the third, okay, I was looking for an outlet for my laptop in class and i noticed one near a seat with a pink bookbag in it so I decided to sit there and see if I could chat with the girl who sat there. And while one would expect a MASSIVE hit of irony by having a flamboyant gay guy sitting there it was actually a cute girl. and we talked a bit during the break and after class, introduced myself and got her name and she was really polite and cheery so who knows. Looked her up on face book and shes single so lets see if something can happen. I'm gonna ask for her number next class
Before you let her know that you are doctorsleep you might want to delete the many youtube videos of you reviewing Bakugan video games, which is something I would expect from my eight year old.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:11 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Hey, its been a while, I know my fuck-a-tude has pretty much made everyone here hate me.

But I feel like venting and i don't want to bother my freinds with this so here goes

I STILL haven't gotten laid, not even a date, big surprise

I have made the decision to give up, Not kill myself, I'm not suicidal anymore, I'm still MASSIVELY depressed, but I give up, i'm so fucking tired of letting it bother me. its not going to happen, the end.

I recently had another run in with some fucking cock-tease on plenty of fish that messaged me for a month and then disappeared off the fucking planet. and I swore off online dating because I'm sick of it.
Dimitri the Lover, a.k.a. James SearsRecently I have been hanging out with that girl who i liked in highschool (lets call her K) and when she stood me up on prom for some other guy I swore hatred for her and then we re-connected though this forum (Its actually made all the other stuff worth it, being friends with her has been one of the best things to happen to me in years, its introduced me to all sorts of new experiences and really has saved my life,

It has also really helped because i have recently been having a bit of a falling out with another female friend of mine, (S) my only other female friend, a girl who I would call my sister, but I have been such a jackass too her because I have pretty much demanded that she set me up with someone and she has ADAMANTLY refused (even though I have been asking her to do this since we were in fucking high school she has never ONCE offered)

Anyway, this girl, K, has a room-mate, T. The three of us have been hanging out a lot and we have been having a lot of fun together, we have similar interest and really click when it comes to stuff we find funny and I started to develop a little crush on her. I couldn't help it, if I'm friends with a girl I start to like her.

- Lets take a break and point out this fucking infuriating irony
--What kind of girl do most guys think would be the best girlfriend?
--What kind of guy would no girl EVER consider going out with

Answer- FRIENDS!

Anyway, I wasn't crazy about T, not in the slightest. I had been growing in my ideas about relationships and commitment and how they don't need to be all or nothing, total absolute we are going to get married commitment. I just thought maybe we could just have some fun together and not get serious or any of that unless there was really something there. I was just about to ask her out when she up and gets a boyfriend.

Now, if i had asked her out and she said no, (99.99% chance outcome) I wouldn't be mad or hurt, i would totally understand, really I was more curious then anything about if she liked me in anyway like that.

If the guy she was dating was literally ANYONE ELSE but the guy she is dating now I would be fine too, I suck, any guy is better then me, how can I blame her for going with someone else.

But the guy she is dating is the exact same guy that stole K from me on prom night allll those fucking years ago in highschool. I know it was a long time ago, and I have forgiven K for it, and I know I'm being a petty bitch, but god damn its a deeeeeeep fucking wound in my heart man, still is, probably always will be. That Prom was the first night I realized that I'm probably going to be alone forever.

Let me tell you about this fucker, when I said any guy would be better then me, I meant any guy but this one

27 years old

300 pounds, all jelly, big fat George Lucas chin and everything

Lives with his parents (To be fair I still live with my parents too but I'm out by the end of the summer, if I was 27 and living with my parents I would have killed myself by then)

Fucking half-a-fag bisexual (He complains about how his work wont let him wear black nail polish, YOUR A 27 YEAR OLD MAN!)

Has to borrow his fucking parents car, I DO own my own fucking car that I paid for in MY fucking name, and I pay my insurance and all that shit.

I'm a pussy, but I KNOW that I could beat this guy in a fight,

and this guy has done this TWICE, We live in a world where a 300lbs piece of shit can get more women then i could ever HOPE to get,

I realize that this has to mean there really is something wrong my internal operating system. I am un-fixable, I know I'm not much, I'm shit, i'm a pussy, but I have seen guys that I KNOW i'm better then get more women then me. So fuck it, I'm done, I can't do it, I'm sick of trying.

I didn't wait 23 years to settle for fat single moms, which is all I can get, I would rather just rot fucking alone then that.

Now I don't ever need to worry about making money, or buying a nice car some day or wearing nice clothes. I'm done, it has to be impossible. fuck it,

I must be the biggest piece of shit when none of my friends will even humor the thought of setting me up with someone.

I'm done.
I think you are so focused on losing your viginity that no girl will be able to live up to your expectations to lose your virginity. you'll stay single until stop focusing on your being a virgin. Also stop asking your friends to set you up with one of their friends, it starts to get annoying and they'll stop hanging out/w you.
Who the fuck am I? I'm 315lbs virgin, female, 32yrs old and I could care less about what anyone thinks about it. I've been on a few dating sites and I've been on plenty of dates and I don't care when "lose" my virginity. I'm not proud of being a virgin or ashamed of it, it's just the facts. Good luck Dr.Sleep
I hope you have a good life.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:51 PM   #43 (permalink)
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doesn't really count if she's working
If you're not a weirdo creeper douche, this is an excellent way to talk to a chick. Instant convo starter: "Hey, tell me about this thing" They're pretty well paid to pay you at least a human dignities worth of attention and there's built in small talk.

Everything you think and do is eerily the opposite of what's good and right. Like thinking a girl will fix you. That is also badthink and wrongdo.
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Old 03-29-2012, 12:08 PM   #44 (permalink)
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God I was hoping this was the suicide post.

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Old 03-30-2012, 07:39 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I hate half-a-fags.
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Old 03-30-2012, 08:15 AM   #46 (permalink)
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OK Brian, I am addressing dr.plzdie in no way but i can't help but say . .

do they make you sad Brad?

Brad's last post was last October and was . . precious.
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:55 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by dEadERest View Post
OK Brian, I am addressing dr.plzdie in no way but i can't help but say . .

do they make you sad Brad?

Brad's last post was last October and was . . precious.
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