I think I'm like Danny...Help me please

[AronSora]

Hey,

I've come to the realization that I'm an asshole like Danny. People have told me, like Danny, that I piss them off but they can't put their finger on it. Beyond hiring a life coach from the hood, what could I do? (Maybe Danny could learn from this...)

[Ansur]

Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun.
-Dr. Denis Leary

[Anxious Nerd]

I don't have my own talk show, so I'm not qualified to comment. Sorry!

[funnygurl1979]

Just stop being an asshole.

[marina]

Therapy?

I think your first mission is to find out if your problem is being pathetic, or hanging out with ass holes. It could be both.

Also, I think we're going to need something more specific. What kind of jerk-off behavior do you have?

[RoundAbout]

So?

[AronSora]

Someone told me that I do this "harmless fat guy bullshit that some women around here seem to eat up. Its bullshit"

It's true, I posted about a girl I like on a forums for my University looking for advice and people figured out who the girl and told her. Now I freeze up around her and don't talk to her, which makes me an asshole just for that.

I asked a girl out on my floor, that make her uncomfortable.

I asked another girl out, but I asked her out after I returned the money I owed her, that was an ahole move.

I get in people's way in the dining hall. I look at the ground while I'm walking because I want to be alone. I lost contact with my high school friends, the people who deal with my BS everyday. I'm just an asshole.

[marina]

You don't sound like an asshole. You sound socially maladjusted and largely unaware of basically everything.

Lots of fat guys get laid and have friends, stop blaming your awkwardness on your fatness.

What clubs are you in, where do you work and what extra-curricular activities are you involved in?

Asking a girl out after you pay her back the money she loaned you is better than asking her out while you still owe her money, but the better idea is to not ask people to borrow money in the first place. They'll like you better if they don't think you're using them.

How did you get a girl to loan you money in the first place?

What do you take pride in?

[blackpussy]

First of all, before you do anything.... you need to do some cocaine! Problem solved

[marina]

Originally Posted by blackpussy

First of all, before you do anything.... you need to do some cocaine! Problem solved

He's not a comedian, he's just a fatty. Without the comedian aspect he'll only end up like my dad. Or Luke Wilson.