I'm Normal and Have Sex

Sparrow · 05-01-2011, 08:19 AM

A reaction to doctorsleep.

Let's talk about our adventures in social competency and the pants we get into.

Cretaceous Bob · 05-01-2011, 08:59 AM

Last time I had sex it was with one of the most attractive chicks I've ever met. Now I think she has major mental issues and she doesn't respect me. I'm really good at being attracted to people I'm incompatible with!

But! I'm normal and I have sex.

Junkenstein · 05-01-2011, 09:24 AM

I'm far from normal but i have sex

Incognito · 05-01-2011, 09:28 AM

I'm normal and want to have sex.

Junkenstein · 05-01-2011, 09:38 AM

iw onder how long this one will go on before sleep comes in and makes it all about him (and bob) again.

Draconis · 05-01-2011, 09:58 AM

I'm relatively normal, and have sex quite often.

For awhile this year I was flitting from one person to another, but now I've settled down on someone who knows how to get it in.

Incognito · 05-01-2011, 10:02 AM

My Spanish tutor just recently broke up with her boyfriend and she is on the prowl. Very straightforward about sex too ("I've got to have it on a constant basis, otherwise I'll just call up a booty call."). I'm hoping to hear some Español mid-coitus.

Jo_Culprit · 05-01-2011, 10:08 AM

I have hopes this thread will go longer than its depressing predecessor

Good luck to all, lets get some stories.

faceboy · 05-01-2011, 12:42 PM

One of the most erotic and memorable sexual experiences of my life was touched upon during the most recent episode that Rev and I were on. It was during the thunderstorm that hit NYC on April 16th. My beautiful girlfriend approached me with a sly grin and leaned in to whisper, "I want you to fuck me right now". Teddy and Sparrow were there but had said they were more than fine with us expressing whatever urges we may have for each other. I led her to the bed, undressed her then me and turned out the light. Our passion and rhythm grew as the thunder and lighting became increasingly intense. Enraptured as I was with the beauty of the moment, I was also vaguely aware of being watched and occasionally tuned my ear to the commentary that ensued. So many senses stimulated at once! The sounds of thunder and accented voices, the smell of sex so heavy in the air, the sight of my girl in bliss, the feel of our bodies connected as one, the taste of her lips as they met mine...I'm not normal and this was more than sex but I think it's fits in this (most welcome) thread.

punk'n · 05-01-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by faceboy

One of the most erotic and memorable sexual experiences of my life was touched upon during the most recent episode that Rev and I were on. It was during the thunderstorm that hit NYC on April 16th. My beautiful girlfriend approached me with a sly grin and leaned in to whisper, "I want you to fuck me right now". Teddy and Sparrow were there but had said they were more than fine with us expressing whatever urges we may have for each other. I led her to the bed, undressed her then me and turned out the light. Our passion and rhythm grew as the thunder and lighting became increasingly intense. Enraptured as I was with the beauty of the moment, I was also vaguely aware of being watched and occasionally tuned my ear to the commentary that ensued. So many senses stimulated at once! The sounds of thunder and accented voices, the smell of sex so heavy in the air, the sight of my girl in bliss, the feel of our bodies connected as one, the taste of her lips as they met mine...I'm not normal and this was more than sex but I think it's fits in this (most welcome) thread.

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05-01-2011, 08:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Last time I had sex it was with one of the most attractive chicks I've ever met. Now I think she has major mental issues and she doesn't respect me. I'm really good at being attracted to people I'm incompatible with! But! I'm normal and I have sex.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	iw onder how long this one will go on before sleep comes in and makes it all about him (and bob) again.
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Draconis Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Califuckyourfacia Posts: 146	I'm relatively normal, and have sex quite often. For awhile this year I was flitting from one person to another, but now I've settled down on someone who knows how to get it in.
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Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 943	My Spanish tutor just recently broke up with her boyfriend and she is on the prowl. Very straightforward about sex too ("I've got to have it on a constant basis, otherwise I'll just call up a booty call."). I'm hoping to hear some Español mid-coitus.
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05-01-2011, 12:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
faceboy Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Greenwich Village, N.Y.C. Posts: 49	One of the most erotic and memorable sexual experiences of my life was touched upon during the most recent episode that Rev and I were on. It was during the thunderstorm that hit NYC on April 16th. My beautiful girlfriend approached me with a sly grin and leaned in to whisper, "I want you to fuck me right now". Teddy and Sparrow were there but had said they were more than fine with us expressing whatever urges we may have for each other. I led her to the bed, undressed her then me and turned out the light. Our passion and rhythm grew as the thunder and lighting became increasingly intense. Enraptured as I was with the beauty of the moment, I was also vaguely aware of being watched and occasionally tuned my ear to the commentary that ensued. So many senses stimulated at once! The sounds of thunder and accented voices, the smell of sex so heavy in the air, the sight of my girl in bliss, the feel of our bodies connected as one, the taste of her lips as they met mine...I'm not normal and this was more than sex but I think it's fits in this (most welcome) thread.
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