Its been 3 years. Anyone want an update?

[Rhian]

So not any of the 207 guys she cheated on you with is in question? According to law?

Sorry it's still such a pain. Happy to see you back.

[John Galt]

Since he lives in OH, I'm betting that the porn star's name was Amee Donavan. Also, it's true about the whole fucked up law scenario about paternity defaulting to legal marriage, not biological fact.

Dirt, I hope you got the document signed. If you haven't yet, this is a good time to get a lawyer working on it. You'll pay the lawyer a lot less than you will in child support and tears. Bear in mind that I'm saying this as someone who believes most lawyers should be shot on sight because simply attending law school for three years is an act of aggression against common sense.

[unohisname]

long time

[jacey.ATX]

Originally Posted by unohisname

long time

Heh?

[Dirtface]

Yeah the document was signed and it was taken care of. Tony wanted to be the kids father, and I just dealt completely with him, and he was really nice about the whole thing.

Weird fucking laws though.

She did show up to court for the divorce though smelling of literal feces. And she hadn't shat herself though so you have to figure how long she hadn't showered, and how filthy her clothes were to come in smelling like shit. Right before we went into the court, she turned to me and goes "I want the car." and my lawyer goes "Give him 2500 and the cars yours." and she goes "Okay, nevermind."

Stupid stupid girl.

The porn star is not Amee Donovan, but now I'm gonna look her up.

[Dirtface]

oh god, i just looked up Amee Donovan. I know her too. I live a disgusting life.

Ninja edit -- I'll say this: On the first marathon, where I called up and spoke to Jesse Joyce, the girl Jesse saw me with at Wileys was the porn star.

[benjita]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

That law makes no sense. The term for a pregnancy is 9 months, but the ex-husband is still the father if it's within 10 months?
Even more weird is that a paternity test wouldn't matter.
The ex could do big black gangbangs nightly for a month and you get to pay for the kid still. Nice.

You live in Ohio or Michigan or something like that right?

Actually, the term is usually 40 weeks, which is closer to 9 1/2 months. Add in the one week lifespan of sperm and you're closer to 10 months than 9. And if she's on any sort of support, they're going to want a name on that birth certificate ASAP. So they default to the husband, who now has to fight to get off from it. It doesn't matter if there's cheating, different colour, or anything. Unless the real father shows up and claims it, the husband is now fucked with the bill, with almost no chance of getting off. That's not just Ohio or Michigan, that's pretty much everywhere.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Dirtface

oh god, i just looked up Amee Donovan. I know her too. I live a disgusting life.

Ninja edit -- I'll say this: On the first marathon, where I called up and spoke to Jesse Joyce, the girl Jesse saw me with at Wileys was the porn star.

That's pretty funny ...

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