That jackass's rant

be leaves · 08-01-2006, 09:39 AM

about that pacific coast freeway shit katg attatched to show 315..

oh my god... that was the most unpleasant 5 minutes of my life...
the same hack jokes repeated over and over..
your girlfriend is a man!
you're not a real man!
women blow guys to get ahead in business!
woooweeee.. ziiiiing!

not only are the jokes completely unfunny and cliche, his delivery makes me want to stab myself in the face... he just sounds flat-out soulless and unhappy.. i had the almost overwhelming urge to turn it off multiple times and had to grab onto my chair to get through it (i had to know what was being said) ahh.. it was just unbearable! i hope they don't attatch any more of his shit again.. i don't think i'll make it.

i really wanted to list, point by point all the hack and repeated jokes he goes off on, but i can't get myself to listen to it again even once.. so if one of you has the strength to listen to it again.. i'd really like to see a break down of the supposed 'humor'

i mean the man references terry schiavo as being lame... and then has the balls to call keith and the girl's shows not-topical.. THE WOMAN'S BEEN DEAD FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STUPID EVIL BITCH!
...ahhh... sorry.. i just had to get that out.

elmacgato · 08-01-2006, 10:09 AM

I would rather fuck a belt sander than listen to that guy for five seconds longer...

KEITH... I would pay you to kick his ass at the expo.

tsaylor · 08-01-2006, 11:32 AM

I tried to make fun of him via email for a while, but he gave up on me. Guess he didn't have the balls.

ME <me@me.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 10:37 AM
To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com
"sex fucking porno pussy keith and the girl diggnation podcasting hellway music hollywood indiepodder podcasts sex ... Hey Keith and the Girl listeners... if you're looking here, guess what... you've been Punk'd, bitches. The way search engines work is they pick up even the tiny words hidden on your page, so when I put this on my site, whenever someone searches for "Keith and the Gir", "Diggnation" or any of the other terms hidden in black, including the words "hidden" "in" and "black", somewhere in that search will come up "Pacific Coast Hellway"... LOL."

That doesn't make you cool. You're admitting that Keith and the Girl are better than you, and you have to ride on their coattails to make it, while you talk shit about them the whole time (more attention whoring). That makes you a bigger douchebag than Adam Curry.

I mean, nevermind, I was totally punk'd.

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff <pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 10:54 AM
Reply-To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com
To: ME <me@me.com>
So if I'm such a douchebag, then what do you care what I have to say?
Why does it bother you so much? I met a lot of people like you in
Chicago. None of them worth a wet shit.

ME <me@me.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 11:12 AM
To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com
Actually I quite enjoy your tirades against Keith and Chemda. It's as entertaining as watching a palsy kid in the 50 yard twitch at the special olympics.

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff <pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Reply-To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com
To: ME <me@me.com>
LOL...

I want to see more hatemail to him. Get busy people!

Cubby · 08-01-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsaylor

I want to see more hatemail to him. Get busy people!

Two things:

1) This is already a 80+ post thread. Sorry be leaves. I usually hate when people point this out but the two threads are right next to each other.

2) Don't send him hate mail. Too many people thrive on posting their hate mail and making the authors look like douchebags for writing. Check out http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1 and http://www.stevehofstetter.com/hatemail.cfm for examples. These are actually two sites I like bacause of the hate mail postings and I don't want Mark "eight man hours" Nemkoff to get sympathy for it.

DJQuad · 08-01-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsaylor

pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com

I hope Gmail has some good spam filters.

be leaves · 08-01-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cubby

Two things:

1) This is already a 80+ post thread. Sorry be leaves. I usually hate when people point this out but the two threads are right next to each other.

i posted a new thread because that thread had gotten long and confusing because so many different conversations were going on.. i wanted to talk specifically about the comedic value of just the quote in episode 315..

but i understand your reasoning.. my specific hatred for this guy's little speech seemed too intense for a mere response to a thread.. i had to start my own.

Cubby · 08-01-2006, 12:22 PM

Fair 'nuff.

scottperezfox · 08-01-2006, 12:26 PM

has anyone taken the initiative and taken some Glitter Revenge on that Pacific Coast biatch?

paul_r · 08-01-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJQuad

I hope Gmail has some good spam filters.

yep but just add,

HTML Code:

<!--
<ul>
<li><a href="mailto:pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com">pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com</a>
</li>
<li><a href="mailto:info@pacificcoasthellway.com">info@pacificcoasthellway.com</a></li>
</ul>
-->

to your webpage or my space invisible to all but the spammer harvester bots.

he's also doing an anti Semitic Barney skit, I'm sure he's got permission

, is there a reward for turning him in.

TimJacobs · 08-01-2006, 03:56 PM

08-01-2006, 09:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
be leaves Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Gender: Age: IQ: Orientation: Posts: 824	That jackass's rant about that pacific coast freeway shit katg attatched to show 315.. oh my god... that was the most unpleasant 5 minutes of my life... the same hack jokes repeated over and over.. your girlfriend is a man! you're not a real man! women blow guys to get ahead in business! woooweeee.. ziiiiing! not only are the jokes completely unfunny and cliche, his delivery makes me want to stab myself in the face... he just sounds flat-out soulless and unhappy.. i had the almost overwhelming urge to turn it off multiple times and had to grab onto my chair to get through it (i had to know what was being said) ahh.. it was just unbearable! i hope they don't attatch any more of his shit again.. i don't think i'll make it. i really wanted to list, point by point all the hack and repeated jokes he goes off on, but i can't get myself to listen to it again even once.. so if one of you has the strength to listen to it again.. i'd really like to see a break down of the supposed 'humor' i mean the man references terry schiavo as being lame... and then has the balls to call keith and the girl's shows not-topical.. THE WOMAN'S BEEN DEAD FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STUPID EVIL BITCH! ...ahhh... sorry.. i just had to get that out. __________________ "The internet will eat you." - patrice (ep 539 1:49:04)
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08-01-2006, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
elmacgato Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: @ home. Posts: 59	I would rather fuck a belt sander than listen to that guy for five seconds longer... KEITH... I would pay you to kick his ass at the expo.
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08-01-2006, 11:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
tsaylor Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 58	I tried to make fun of him via email for a while, but he gave up on me. Guess he didn't have the balls. ME <me@me.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 10:37 AM To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com "sex fucking porno pussy keith and the girl diggnation podcasting hellway music hollywood indiepodder podcasts sex ... Hey Keith and the Girl listeners... if you're looking here, guess what... you've been Punk'd, bitches. The way search engines work is they pick up even the tiny words hidden on your page, so when I put this on my site, whenever someone searches for "Keith and the Gir", "Diggnation" or any of the other terms hidden in black, including the words "hidden" "in" and "black", somewhere in that search will come up "Pacific Coast Hellway"... LOL." That doesn't make you cool. You're admitting that Keith and the Girl are better than you, and you have to ride on their coattails to make it, while you talk shit about them the whole time (more attention whoring). That makes you a bigger douchebag than Adam Curry. I mean, nevermind, I was totally punk'd. Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff <pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 10:54 AM Reply-To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com To: ME <me@me.com> So if I'm such a douchebag, then what do you care what I have to say? Why does it bother you so much? I met a lot of people like you in Chicago. None of them worth a wet shit. ME <me@me.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 11:12 AM To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com Actually I quite enjoy your tirades against Keith and Chemda. It's as entertaining as watching a palsy kid in the 50 yard twitch at the special olympics. Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff <pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com> Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 11:14 AM Reply-To: pacificcoasthellway@gmail.com To: ME <me@me.com> LOL... I want to see more hatemail to him. Get busy people! Last edited by tsaylor; 08-01-2006 at 11:36 AM.
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08-01-2006, 12:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cubby Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Stumptown Posts: 1,952	Fair 'nuff.
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