KATG Movie

MichaelG · 05-30-2006, 04:26 PM

Keiths_Dad: Michael G can be played by the queer on Will and Grace

Neither one could play me. I am to tall and wiegh more.

Tom Selleck would be my choice.

For the good doctor, Call Dr Phill

For spook, rainn wilson from the office

Chemda would have to be played by herself, no one can recreate the laugh

and Keet has to be played by himself, There is no actor who can capture his speech impediment.

Keith Dad should never be seen on screen. His voice could be guiding keith through out the movie.

Patrice, can have Janet Jackson play her when she was a fat kid.

Charlie and one eyed davis can be farmed out to b actors.

DudeEMETIB · 07-28-2010, 10:02 AM

Role - Cast

Keith - Jason Statham

Chemda - Marina Sirtis

Patrice - Rosario Dawson

Spooky - Mark Wahlberg

Brother Love - David Duchovny

Kyle the Intern - Edward Norton

Sexy Potatoe - Lisa Bonet

Newsy - Cuba Gooding Jr.

Jesse Joyce - Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon - Jesse Joyce

Myq Kaplan - Elijah Wood

Myka Fox - Leslie Mann

Ben Lerman - Zach Galifianakis

*It was hard to chose for Chemda, she has more of a distinct appearance than I realized...but I went with that choice cause when I was a kid I thought Counselor Troy was HAWT! So it fits.

flerchin · 07-28-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Jesse Joyce - Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon - Jesse Joyce

This is comedy genius! I'm still laughing my balls off!

Incognito · 07-28-2010, 10:31 AM

Melina Kanakaredes seems like a perfect match for Chemda.

DudeEMETIB · 07-28-2010, 10:50 AM

That was my second choice, but I went with Sirtis cause of my childhood crush.

DudeEMETIB · 07-28-2010, 11:04 AM

The film will be directed by a team of experts in the field; Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Ridley Scott, and Alfred Hitchcock.

The editing will be done, obviously, by the great Keith McNally.

The soundtrack is a working progress right now, but the movie will definitely be in 3D.

Incognito · 07-28-2010, 11:07 AM

And if it's over the maximum time of 1.5 hours, definitely an intermission.

Lanfear · 07-28-2010, 11:40 AM

I am slightly obsessed with David Duchovny but can't quite picture him for Brolo, most of the others are spot on though

DudeEMETIB · 07-28-2010, 11:56 AM

I couldn't think of another Jew guy who could get laid on demand. Have you seen Californication? lol

Lanfear · 07-28-2010, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

I couldn't think of another Jew guy who could get laid on demand. Have you seen Californication? lol

Of course I have seen that - love it!
But still you chose most of the others based on looks so it struck me as wrong.

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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Keiths_Dad: Michael G can be played by the queer on Will and Grace Neither one could play me. I am to tall and wiegh more. Tom Selleck would be my choice. For the good doctor, Call Dr Phill For spook, rainn wilson from the office Chemda would have to be played by herself, no one can recreate the laugh and Keet has to be played by himself, There is no actor who can capture his speech impediment. Keith Dad should never be seen on screen. His voice could be guiding keith through out the movie. Patrice, can have Janet Jackson play her when she was a fat kid. Charlie and one eyed davis can be farmed out to b actors.
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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	Role - Cast Keith - Jason Statham Chemda - Marina Sirtis Patrice - Rosario Dawson Spooky - Mark Wahlberg Brother Love - David Duchovny Kyle the Intern - Edward Norton Sexy Potatoe - Lisa Bonet Newsy - Cuba Gooding Jr. Jesse Joyce - Pat Dixon Pat Dixon - Jesse Joyce Myq Kaplan - Elijah Wood Myka Fox - Leslie Mann Ben Lerman - Zach Galifianakis It was hard to chose for Chemda, she has more of a distinct appearance than I realized...but I went with that choice cause when I was a kid I thought Counselor Troy was HAWT! So it fits. __________________ Steam ID:EddieFSM PSN:EddieFSM Last.FM Facebook Secretary of State, KATG Film Club Last edited by DudeEMETIB; 07-28-2010 at 11:58 AM.*
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Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 943	Melina Kanakaredes seems like a perfect match for Chemda.
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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	That was my second choice, but I went with Sirtis cause of my childhood crush.
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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	The film will be directed by a team of experts in the field; Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Ridley Scott, and Alfred Hitchcock. The editing will be done, obviously, by the great Keith McNally. The soundtrack is a working progress right now, but the movie will definitely be in 3D.
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Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 943	And if it's over the maximum time of 1.5 hours, definitely an intermission.
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Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	I am slightly obsessed with David Duchovny but can't quite picture him for Brolo, most of the others are spot on though
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