KATG's Hottest Girl -- Round 1 Set 1

marykae · 10-13-2011, 02:06 PM

I'm kind of a beer snob, so I feel like pouring beer into my Vagina on camera would be sacrilege or something. I mean, I could try it with PBR or something like that, but I hardly count that as beer. So instead, this is what I do with beer. Some people find it very sexy (you know who you are).

Yes, that's right, I pour it into a glass and then I drink it, even though it comes in a perfectly good bottle.

Really, I'm more of an accidentally sexy girl, every time I try to be sexy I look ridiculous. I'm just here so you'll tell me I'm pretty and funny and smart and nice.

marykae · 10-13-2011, 02:13 PM

Now I've gone ahead and broken my rule about drinking before 6 PM. KATG why do you make it so hard for me to be a grown up?

RenegadeOfFUnk · 10-13-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by marykae

so I feel like pouring beer into my Vagina on camera would be sacrilege or something.

that made me giggle, I would also never decide to pour beer in my vag hahahaha

marykae · 10-13-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RenegadeOfFUnk

that made me giggle, I would also never decide to pour beer in my vag hahahaha

My military friend told me about a bar in Bankok where the cheap beer went into the vagina urine yellow and came out coke. Just, ew.

Also, I think you just told me I'm funny.

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RenegadeOfFUnk · 10-13-2011, 02:21 PM

no thanks to magical color changing vag drinks hahahahahaha that is gross

Snake · 10-13-2011, 02:33 PM

mmmm renegade! looking good ^^

bambam2k3 · 10-15-2011, 09:43 AM

You've got my vote!! Shock Top FTW!

Quote:

Originally Posted by marykae

I'm kind of a beer snob, so I feel like pouring beer into my Vagina on camera would be sacrilege or something. I mean, I could try it with PBR or something like that, but I hardly count that as beer. So instead, this is what I do with beer. Some people find it very sexy (you know who you are).

Yes, that's right, I pour it into a glass and then I drink it, even though it comes in a perfectly good bottle.

Really, I'm more of an accidentally sexy girl, every time I try to be sexy I look ridiculous. I'm just here so you'll tell me I'm pretty and funny and smart and nice.

marykae · 10-15-2011, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bambam2k3

You've got my vote!! Shock Top FTW!

Thanks much!

Ansur · 10-15-2011, 10:57 AM

Two threads and not a single PBR. I'm shocked.

Now back to drooling at lemon.

marykae · 10-15-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ansur

Two threads and not a single PBR. I'm shocked.

Thank the internet gods.

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10-13-2011, 02:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	I'm kind of a beer snob, so I feel like pouring beer into my Vagina on camera would be sacrilege or something. I mean, I could try it with PBR or something like that, but I hardly count that as beer. So instead, this is what I do with beer. Some people find it very sexy (you know who you are). Yes, that's right, I pour it into a glass and then I drink it, even though it comes in a perfectly good bottle. Really, I'm more of an accidentally sexy girl, every time I try to be sexy I look ridiculous. I'm just here so you'll tell me I'm pretty and funny and smart and nice.
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10-13-2011, 02:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	Now I've gone ahead and broken my rule about drinking before 6 PM. KATG why do you make it so hard for me to be a grown up?
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10-13-2011, 02:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
RenegadeOfFUnk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 169	no thanks to magical color changing vag drinks hahahahahaha that is gross
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Snake Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: North Carolina Posts: 42	mmmm renegade! looking good ^^
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10-15-2011, 10:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ansur Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 292	Two threads and not a single PBR. I'm shocked. Now back to drooling at lemon.
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