Is this legit?

[Malcolm Is Moore]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

What do you suggest people use?

"Dear Sirs and Madams, is this internet job offering legitimate?"

It's only douchey when used in the sense of "cash"

Use the full word. Legitimate.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Malcolm Is Moore

Use the full word. Legitimate.

were you illegitimate?

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Let's just ban all slang. I'm totes on board for that.

fuck dat i use slang like its da muthafuckin style yo!

[Banoobie]

So i'm getting the idea that i shouldn't be giving this company my passport information then? Its just there seems to be no part time jobs ANYWHERE in Oxford that i'm actually kind of tempted to take this offer. Im joking of course, i don't want to end as an accomplice to some international money laundering ring or something

Originally Posted by slampokes

I'm suspicious as well... you're 17? Why aren't you finding a job where you can meet chicks?

Haha, can you suggest anywhere? I do have a girlfriend though so this probably wouldn't be the best of ideas...

[Banoobie]

Originally Posted by Malcolm Is Moore

I think I'll link you to this...

And yeah this is practically written in douche. I do know how to use the language i speak correctly, i'm doing an English Literature course, i just didn't realise i would be taking the exam on the Keith and the Girl forums

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by Banoobie

And yeah this is practically written in douche. I do know how to use the language i speak correctly, i'm doing an English Literature course, i just didn't realise i would be taking the exam on the Keith and the Girl forums

The Lord tests us everyday.

[marina]

Don't the English have lawns that need mowing? Mexicans can swim, but not that well. Bust out the pruning shears and go door to door.

Kids these days.

[dangerous]

Originally Posted by slampokes

I'm suspicious as well... you're 17? Why aren't you finding a job where you can meet chicks?

im with slampokes its oxford for fucks sake! tour guide job with american girls loving your accent. talk about being paid to get laid.

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by slampokes

Apologies. I'm sure you and your 17 year old girlfriend will be together forever.

Go start delivering pizzas to horny housewives and slutty sorority girls NOW so those of us in our mid to late 20s have something to masturbate to.

try to get in with a handyman company. you get good experience and the housewives.

"i'm here to fix your sink, and by fix your sink i mean have sex with you, and by have sex with you i mean put my johnson in between your legs, and by between your legs i mean... well that one is self-explanatory."

[RoundAbout]

Cut a hole in the pizza box and stick your penis in there.