Might be moving to the UK

[Scumhook]

I am a rock

I am an iiiiiiiaaaaiiiaaaland

[adrian]

what do you want to know?

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Originally Posted by adrian

what do you want to know?

What did Paul Simon mean when he wrote the lyric "she loves me like a rock"?

[adrian]

it is a reference to the popular seventies fad of having rocks as pets Pet Rock - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Scumhook]

interesting theory, however...

how do you explain "she gets down on her knees and hugs me"?

pet rocks just sit there like lumps of shit

[adrian]

he is - by most criteria - a dwarf

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Originally Posted by adrian

he is - by most criteria - a dwarf

well played, good sir


now, how do you explain the devil calling young Paul's name?

surely pet rocks are not satanic...?

[adrian]

there is no suggestion that the devil was a pet rock, however, if you read the bible, during the crucifixion, you will see that rocks and stone seemed to be the target of a lot of godly anger - stone lintels, stones in front of tombs and i think some stones even flew from peoples mouths?
“And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit. At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split and the tombs broke open.”

[Scumhook]

so something along the lines of "let him who is without sin cast the first stone"?

and by extension, the president is a child of satan?


and kudos on making me google the fucking lyrics to this song


btw - you may want to check out the "godless" thread in the "what's my name" subforum. your grasp on christian teachings may be of use.

[adrian]

Paul Simon also famously sang "ba ba ba ba" so i wouldn't attach too much significance to anything he says, he's clearly as mad as a box of frogs