My ex-girlfriend is pregnant. It's mine.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by opee

Problem is, I'm still very young. 17, and a senior in high school. I have no idea how to handle this situation at all. I just found out, not 20 minutes ago, and you (the internet) is the only one to know other than me. Fuck... I'm really freaking out about this. I know this really isn't the place to vent about something like this, and it isn't the wisest of ideas. Does anyone have any advice on what I should do? How do we bring it up to our parents, etc.

I'm fully prepared for flames as well.

Originally Posted by opee

Middle class, 16, medicated, and German/Mexican.

Baby steps, Hammer.

First of all, explain "medicated."

[brotherdarkness]

PUSH THE BITCH DOWN THE STAIRS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[ihatethesooners]

You're a fucking dead man.

[opee]

Originally Posted by John Galt

Baby steps, Hammer.

First of all, explain "medicated."

Lithium and Welbutrin. I believe this is the extent of it.

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by opee

Lithium and Welbutrin. I believe this is the extent of it.

Let me see if I understand this: you want to take credit for having unprotected sex, an act designed to create children, with a 16 year old who's on at least two brain chemistry altering drugs?

I think the "lots of money from people who don't want to wait to adopt" option is out.

[Calypso]

Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

did you not use protection dummy? you are in so much trouble young man.

Oh, Ella!

Get him, girl!

[as1eeponatrain]

you did it wrong. nobody has ever gotten pregrant from taking a shot to the face.

[jeffdrafttech]

Originally Posted by opee

Lithium and Welbutrin. I believe this is the extent of it.

So she's being treated for being a bipolar with suicidal thoughts? Well done!

At least you picked good breeding stock. Yes, you were breeding with her if you fucked her without a rubber. Did they neglect to teach you where babies come from in health class? Did your dad neglect to tell you that women lie about being on the pill, or fuck up taking the pill, or sabotage the pill "accidentally" in some way?

The future is dim if she keeps it. Bipolar is a special kind of crazy where women are either overconfident whores or blubberingly nonfunctional lumps. Abortion is the only humane choice.

[NinjaPirate]

Originally Posted by as1eeponatrain

you did it wrong. nobody has ever gotten pregrant from taking a shot to the face.

Best advise so far. Sex - 101.

Good luck though dude, I would say roll the dice like Alfie - sometimes you win

[as1eeponatrain]

ha! looks like alfie's girl was a big ol' ho. he'll get over it i'm sure.