My kitchen sink won't fucking drain

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by marina

Call the landlord if you don't own the place. They're supposed to fix that shit for you.

This is probably the best answer, followed by this:

Originally Posted by Keith

Try prayer and then go fuck yourself.

Let your guardian angel take care of this kind of shit.

[banger316]

Well not to brag but i just get on top of the sink and use my dick to unclog it well at least i did till one of my jerk roommates turned on the garbage disposal i will never make that mistake again.

[blackpussy]

You can get a cheap snake-thing at Lowes or Home Depot in the plumbing section, also they do have employees who may or may not be able to give you some advice.

[crecentroll]

This has happened to me on a couple of occasions.
My wife kept putting potato peels down the garbage disposal and they clogged up at the bottom. After beating her, I just took off the bottom U shaped piece under the sink and drained it with my hand.

I figured it out and I'm half retarded - I'm sure you can.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by blackpussy

also they do have employees who may or may not be able to give you some advice.

THAT IS PAINT

[tim dog]

What is this, This Old House?

If only you put as much effort into trying to figure it out yourself as you did with writing this post.

There's a clog somewhere, go find it. Start tearing stuff apart until you find it, clean it out, put it back together.

This is what I hate about the internet generation. When they encounter a problem they can't think for themselves and try to figure it out on their own. They run to the internet and ask other people instead. I bet you Googled "plugged sink" on your iphone and dind't get any results, didn't you?

[lizsquiz]

Buy a plunger, and then use it.

[indianprincess]

Originally Posted by theponte

every time some bullshit makes me mad i think about all the people getting fucked with war and famine. so i would just use the bathroom sink until the plumber comes and not give a fuck. now what...

Seconded. BTW great opening line. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!

You can always use the bathtub, too. that is why it is there. You can use a spoon or plunger to shove that stuff down, or not give a fuck, whatever. It's your life.

[doug]

Given that you haven't worked this out I'm not sure I'm helping but:

You can't plunge it cause there's too many places for air to enter the system (other sink and dishwasher)

Take apart the trap and pipe assembly under the sink all the way back to the wall, toss all that in a bag, go to a hardware store or home depot and get a small snake you can run into the pipe coming out of the floor or wall. While your at the store buy new washers to replace the ones you've taken apart, you can't reuse them.

Snake the drain, plan for messy and gross funk, plumbing is fucking disgusting.

Reassemble, with pvc hand tighten everything, then run hot water for a few, then retighten.

But really, just hire a plumber, I think you may end up drowning under your sink.

[Keith]

Go to Home Depot, and ask anyone that works there to kill you. You may have to sign something.