My kitchen sink won't fucking drain

[crecentroll]

And since it sounds like you've never been to home depot- first go buy an orange vest to wear in the store...it will help you get noticed by the helpful people there. They can solve any of your problems.

[DWarrior]

Keith Malley kills kittens. Google cache that.

[i_like_cheese_2001]

Everything you need to know about plumbing, as relayed by my father: Water goes downhill and payday's on Friday.

Since it sounds like you rent, tell the landlord. That way anything gets broken or water damage goes down, you won't lose a deposit.

In the meantime, man up and don't do dishes. Styrofoam plates, nigga.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by i_like_cheese_2001

Everything you need to know about plumbing, as relayed by my father: Water goes downhill and payday's on Friday.

Since it sounds like you rent, tell the landlord. That way anything gets broken or water damage goes down, you won't lose a deposit.

In the meantime, man up and don't do dishes. Styrofoam plates, nigga.

That's what I ended up doing, he's sending someone over some time.

Regarding dishes, I've been a real man for a while now, we don't do dishes for shit. I'm really liking disposable dinnerwear now, except getting peanut butter out of the jar with those cheap bendy knives (can't afford the baller clear ones).

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

(can't afford the baller clear ones).

This is when you know you've made it:

[typicallistener]

Putcho hand down there, nigga

[FletchLives]

i just wish i could have seen someone boiling a water/windex mixture to pour down the drain. i think draino costs about $3. i always just pour in some draino and stick an unwound clothes hanger down in there and wiggle til you feel a nice satisfactory release.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

This is when you know you've made it:

Yeah, those were the good days at the start of semester, when financial aid just came in.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

i just wish i could have seen someone boiling a water/windex mixture to pour down the drain. i think draino costs about $3. i always just pour in some draino and stick an unwound clothes hanger down in there and wiggle til you feel a nice satisfactory release.

lol, I wasn't cooking Windex on the stove. I just opened the bottle, poured half of it, then chased it with a pot of boiling water.

Anyway, the problem is fixed now. Fucktard upstairs neighbor apparently uses the sink garbage disposal to throw away whole plates of leftovers. If someone knows how to get away with killing a person...

[Keith]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

lol, I wasn't cooking Windex on the stove. I just opened the bottle, poured half of it, then chased it with a pot of boiling water.

Sure. Cooking Windex, which is made for windows, would be ridiculous.

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Fucktard upstairs neighbor apparently uses the sink garbage disposal to throw away whole plates of leftovers. If someone knows how to get away with killing a person...

The fucktard upstairs, huh?

I wouldn't try your hand at killing a person just yet. Baby steps.