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06-03-2006, 03:50 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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my own online predator story
child predators are not only disgusting, theyre powerful weapons against your enemies - especially if your enemies happen to be kids.
i spent the summer before 8th grade on vacation and hadnt spoken to my group of friends at all before the first day of school that year. they decided because we hadnt hung out enough, we were no longer friends. 8th grade is a bad time to find yourself friendless. we were a tight group before i was blackballed, and i thought i was just getting flack at first for not being around. they continued to ignore me, and since i had no other friends to go to, i still tried to sit with them at lunch and assemblies, to which they responded by making fun of me constantly. i hardly had anywhere else to go, but i learned my lesson and went back to an older group of friends and made some new ones. but my ex-friends ramped up their anti-cogy campaign and even began making comic books about me using embarrassing details they learned from being in my house and around my parents, e.g., my dad would pick his nose while driving us somewhere as if no one could see him. he would really go at it. there were well-liked, pretty girls on my side who would ask to see the comics and then destroy them. the artist never learned so long as it was a pretty girl who asked. but he would painstakingly draw more comics, by hand, and show them to everyone he could. the internet was young in this day, and i used it to get my revenge. i started a website devoted to the struggle. the anti r***** and s***** experience (arse). this site detailed a camping trip we took about a year prior wherein the bitches who were now against me suggested, very enthusiastically, that we jerk each other off. one of my better friends from the older group was in the tent with us to verify the story if need be, but no one questioned the truth of it nor did the wankers even try to deny it. i included details of "r" and others gushing over the idea of jerking off his best friend. i told how my non-group friend faked a headache so we could escape the inevitable and sleep without fear of waking up covered in jizz or with a cock in the mouth. i included daily jokes, too, like: Q: what is the difference between "s" and a tampon? A: nothing - theyre both stuck up bitches! i used their real names. it was 1998 and no one thought much of it. i made the site simply to let everyone in our school know about the experience, but today it comes as no surprise that i began getting emails from dozens of pedophiles requesting more information, pictures, addresses, etc. dozens turned to hundreds. by the end there were several thousand emails hoping to get more stories like this one, or hoping i would give up enough information to locate the boys and their sweet young flesh. after a few months, they asked me for a truce. they made my life hell. they devoted countless hours to mocking me for no reason whatsoever. i said fuck you, you started a war, these are the consequences. before 9th grade these cunts didnt bother me anymore. their comics were destroyed, their reputations didnt hold up well to the tent story, and i could have them molested anytime i wanted. if theres a lesson here, its something like "when life gives you kids, make kiddy porn." no, the only lesson to be learned here is dont fuck with cogy. balls.
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