O doctorsleep, where art thou?

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

You think getting a girlfriend will be the end of it? All of a sudden the tumblers will fall into place and you won't be completely mentally fucked? Kid, seriously. I know I have my own problems but at least I don't have grandiose delusions of this scale.

I mean it wont be so weird anymore, I wont be the only virgin in every party I'm invited to. I wont have anything to prove anymore. I wont be so akward and shy around women (at least not as much)

Most importantly though I will have the knowledge that I am acceptable as a human being to someone else.

My best friend was a huge nerd along with me, he slacked off in college just a bit more then me so he flunked out and ended up joining the airfoce. The last time he visited we got really drunk (most drunk ive been in a while) earlier in the night some other friends had suggested that I just get a hooker and get it done with. Later in the night he pulled me aside and said

"Whatever you do, NEVER pay for your first time. Listen, I'm telling you, it will happen and when it does-"

He patted the side of my arm

"Instant injection of confidence, the entire world changes for you."

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I mean it wont be so weird anymore, I wont be the only virgin in every party I'm invited to. I wont have anything to prove anymore. I wont be so akward and shy around women (at least not as much)

Most importantly though I will have the knowledge that I am acceptable as a human being to someone else.

My best friend was a huge nerd along with me, he slacked off in college just a bit more then me so he flunked out and ended up joining the airfoce. The last time he visited we got really drunk (most drunk ive been in a while) earlier in the night some other friends had suggested that I just get a hooker and get it done with. Later in the night he pulled me aside and said

"Whatever you do, NEVER pay for your first time. Listen, I'm telling you, it will happen and when it does-"

He patted the side of my arm

"Instant injection of confidence, the entire world changes for you."

Trust me, you'll always be weird. But you're on the right track there. Every compelling argument I've ever heard came from a drunken college drop out.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Trust me, you'll always be weird. But you're on the right track there. Every compelling argument I've ever heard came from a drunken college drop out.

Well yeah, it sounds bad when you say it like that lol. But this guy got whipped into shape, he is probably doing the best of all people I know that I graduated with. he was the first of us to move out and he has definitely had the most sex. He has even gotten a virgin (of course i wanted to tear his throat out when he complained that dating virgin girls is too much of a hassle because they get too attached too you, which I'm sure is just an awful thing to have )

Seriously, what is the secret to getting one of these super clingy girlfriends that guys keep complaining about

[EatTheWeak]

Come off it, dude. You have to be screwing with us, right? No one can be as fucking stupid as you're acting and not forget to breathe.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by EatTheWeak

Come off it, dude. You have to be screwing with us, right? No one can be as fucking stupid as you're acting and not forget to breathe.

Sadly, no.

I'm serious though, i would love to take one of these super clingy girls off the rest of the male populations hands. My friends have complained about them before and it makes me soooo angry. How could you not want someone who loves you that much?

[EatTheWeak]

No, c'mon, seriously. How can you possibly be real? There's no way you're real. This has got to be some kind of long, sick prank, right? Right?

I suppose you would mistake a clingy unhealthy fixation for love, wouldn't you? Or, that's what you would do if you were real, which you absolutely cannot be. You've got to be a character - this anger and fixation are cartoonishly pathological, suspiciously consistent.

I've decided that you must be Danny Lobell. You've been Danny Lobelling the forums for years. That guy in those hentai videos has to just be some character actor you hired, right?

We're wise to you, Danny.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

I'll refer my stalker to you. She's asian, 5'2, ~100lbs, batshit fucking insane.

If she's not a virgin he's not interested.

[DWarrior]

This isn't Danny's style, there aren't enough random noises in the videos. I think we'd at least get a boiling teapot in the background or something.

Sleep: you can have my stalker. Asian, ~5'2, ~100lbs, batshit fucking insane. She's graduating in a couple of weeks, so if you PM me your address I can say I moved there, and she'll probably come over. Then you can charm her. At the very least you'll get nice presents every once in a while (until she figures out how to make bombs).

[DWarrior]

borked?

[DWarrior]

o noes