O doctorsleep, where art thou?

[dEadERest]

did you mean charm or harm?

[Cretaceous Bob]

DWarrior is legit. You should give him your address. You can have real sex. Just give him your address.

[DWarrior]

Yep. I'm not sure how I can impart the address info to her, since I blocked her on FB. I guess I can start a fake Google+ account that I "forget" to secure, and I'm sure she'll find it eventually. I can do a phone number too, you just have to be OK with it being public on the internet. But at least you won't be paying for your first time.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

If she's not a virgin he's not interested.

Oh, damn Perhaps if he's willing to drop his standards a bit, we can do this.

[Cretaceous Bob]

DWarrior, I'm sure there is a way we can covertly, without anyone else on the internet being exposed to it, convey all necessary information to incredible hot Asian lover who wants to love a man who just wants to be allowed to love her back.

Also, you just remembered that she is, in fact, a virgin.

[campy]

Dear Eattheweak,
I love your passionate and well intentioned advice. I am in a loving relationship where I do get laid, regularly, and I was able to appreciate and learn something new from your posts. The DrCreep threads are and have always been loaded with the best advice from people who have true feelings and compassion...

Don't be disheartened, someone out there will read your advice a get laid because of it. DrCreep is totally addicted to the attention he gets in here and isn't really after changing his life, attitude, prospects, opinions, views, situation or anything else, he just wants the KATG community to pay attention to him....the way trolls do.

You, my dear, are a gem and thanks.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by campy

Dear Eattheweak,
I love your passionate and well intentioned advice. I am in a loving relationship where I do get laid, regularly, and I was able to appreciate and learn something new from your posts. The DrCreep threads are and have always been loaded with the best advice from people who have true feelings and compassion...

Don't be disheartened, someone out there will read your advice a get laid because of it. DrCreep is totally addicted to the attention he gets in here and isn't really after changing his life, attitude, prospects, opinions, views, situation or anything else, he just wants the KATG community to pay attention to him....the way trolls do.

You, my dear, are a gem and thanks.

Damn it campy, I do want to change, I know I've been slow as fuck trying to do it but I do not like my life like this.

You just said your in a loving relationship, think of all the wonder and joy that brings into your life, that is all I'm looking for!

I'll be hanging out with some friends and when this girls boyfreind walks by she will just randomly hug him and give him a quick kiss, like its a natural fucking reflex, THAT is the kind of magic I desperately need in my life.

Right now I am the closest I have ever been, I'm talking with a girl and texting her too. I panicked earlier but the more we talk the more I think this might actually be something. We are planning to meet after the semester and hopefully this can turn into that kind of wonder I was talking about.

I know that I'm fucked in the head, I hate myself so much, you dont need to remind me of my flaws. I am trying, I swear to god I am, its taking me a while, and I know that I have repeated the things you all have criticized me for.

But its just out of the desperate urge to feel SOMETHING positive in my life. I'm in a fucking Deseret crawling around looking for water and I just happen to keep stabbing myself on cactus's so I get more and more frustrated, and right now I'm inching my way towards a canteen in the middle of the waste praying to god that when i open it its not full of more fucking sand.

[Cretaceous Bob]

I'd really like it if he mysteriously died, then, like a Ferengi, I could encase pieces of him in commemorative boxes and sell them to women.

[dEadERest]

..

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I'm in a fucking Deseret
crawling around looking for water
and I just happen to keep
stabbing myself on cactus's
so I get more and more frustrated,
and right now I'm inching my way
towards a canteen in the
middle of the waste
praying to god
that when i open it
its not full of more fucking sand.

..

[campy]

To be very clear DrCreep, I don't read this thread because of you. I have read parts of this thread because of ppl like eattheweak, Fluxquanta, Sparrow, jo_culprit and all the other KATGers who have come into the forums and have tried to help the whiny, attention seeking, pathetic, misogynistic, stubborn, stupid, lame-ass, weakling that you are. I could not care less if you get your dick wet or jump off that bridge because you couldn't...as far as I am concerned you were a lost cause in 2010.

I cannot STAND that you equal yourself to other nerdy types who are too shy and inexperienced to get laid...you are NOT ONE OF THEM. You are a creepy sniveling twerp , you are the reason girls go to the bathroom together, bring pepper spray with them to parties, the reason they learn self defense. I've wished you luck in the past but frankly, nothing will save you. move on, or don't, wallow, or don't...it is all irrelevant where you are concerned.
I will keep reading what the Katgers have to say though because it's gold.