O doctorsleep, where art thou?

[campy]

I think it's his huge, disgusting personality that prevents him getting laid and not his birth mark...but what ev's

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by campy

I think it's his huge, disgusting personality that prevents him getting laid and not his birth mark...but what ev's

Exactly.

[Zaumaum]

Picking on someone's neurosis might be just a more advanced version of the schoolyard taunting of a birthmark that caused it.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by Zaumaum

Picking on someone's neurosis might be just a more advanced version of the schoolyard taunting of a birthmark that caused it.

What you're either ignoring or failing to realize is that the community as a whole has already tried, at length, to help him in vain.

[Zaumaum]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

What you're either ignoring or failing to realize is that the community as a whole has already tried, at length, to help him in vain.

I know. I'm saying all these things mostly for my own damaged inner child, if everyone hasn't noticed. I'll lay off.

[doctorsleep]

Well I lost my job today. God damn it I was so fucking close to getting out.

On better news I bought this Dark Spot Remover stuff from a store and I think its actually been working. It shows that the birth mark can be lessened so if I ever do get some money I can go to a dermatologist or something and get something heavy duty done to it.

I really can't do this anymore, i NEED a girlfreind, but how the fuck am I going to get one when Im ugly, have no money, live with my parents. I'm still a fucking child and I cant take this anymore.

Ill try to keep this short,
This girl I know was visiting and she asked me about how the online dating thing was working (she was really pushing for it beacuse a girl she knew used it and ended up with someone good) I told her about how there has been no progress and the best I've gotten was on OK Cupid with this one girl who was, get this,

18 YEARS OLD AND HAS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!

My mind was blown that a girl like that even EXISTS so I tried really hard not to fuck it up and everything was going great, She said she had diabetes and I told her about a freind of mine who has that and she told me to hug her beacuse its diabetes month, I said okay, and "Can I give you a hug too"

And she said I lived too far away, 50 miles, I said "Thats not far, the Moon is far away" trying to be romantic and other stupid shit like that. I figured that since she never had a boyfriend she would still be into that cutesy lovey dovey bullshit I want 10 times more then a blow job. But she said she didn't want her first boyfreind to be so hard to reach.

I told my freind about all the other mishaps with girls, single mom, chubby Asian, ect.

and she said "Well, your messing up beacuse the women your messaging are young and immature children, you're an adult man and you need a mature adult woman" and I just screamed at her

BUT IM NOT!!!

Maybe if I got fucked when I was 16 like a normal person I wouldn't still be hung up on trying to get young girl, but what the fuck kind of real woman is going to want a sack of shit like me!

[DWarrior]

there needs to be advice on every page, and I think this might be an original one:

Go to sex addicts anonymous, say you're a virgin obsessed with sex. Either it works, or somebody falls off the wagon.

[Zaumaum]

That's genius.

[campy]

Originally Posted by Zaumaum

I know. I'm saying all these things mostly for my own damaged inner child, if everyone hasn't noticed. I'll lay off.

From my experience it takes a LOT to provoke a Canadian to the point where they encourage you to jump off a cliff. Usually we are puppy dog sweet and polite (gossip about you behind your back) cherubs. This guy....I'd watch the youtube video of his attempt that's how "done" I am with advice. He is a trolling attention whore and Dwarrior is a bad bad forum brat for calling the troll back....he must be taken to task...

Dwarrior...get over here and take you're punishment like a man

[BrianAlt]

I recommend therapy.