O doctorsleep, where art thou?

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

You're too fucking young to be out of options. I'm twice your age and I have plenty of options.

You have also gotten fucked before.

[Medium Brumski]

An active Sleep thread? Well, Merry Monday Morning to me.

First off, college can be alot of fun, but as you already now you really shot yourself in the foot by living at home. You shouldn't compare what other people's experiences are/were because you changed the equation.

Secondly, what type of job did you have? You should be a waiter, at least a few shifts a week. As you should know, from listening to the show and my own previous advice, lots of oppurtunities (the sexy kind) can be straight-up thrown at you in that industry.

Thirdly, logically killing yourself at this point would be a waste, economically. Think about it, so far you've spent your entire life getting thru school, can't get a good job, can't save money, have to worry about studying and stuff. Soon you can get a 9 to 5 like everyone else (doesn't matter what in) and start making adult money, rent an apartment. It can be quite refreshing, working your job then being able to get home and do whatever the hell you want (waiting tables a few nights a week, for one suggestion), no home, wife or kids to take care, you'll be your own man for the first time in your life. You just want to opt out of that? I'm basically doing exactly that now, it's fun.

Fourthly, best way I've imagined to off yourself with little mess. Rent a dumpster, have it put next to a tall building, jump in (from 20-stories up). There's some logistics to consider, of course. Paying for the dumpster, getting it allowed to be placed next to said building, calculating your falling trajectory (maybe Dwar can help), etc. But it will definitely kill you, and then they can just haul you away, hmmm, will probably need a medical waste dumpster. And Youtube it obviously.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

You have also gotten fucked before.

Yeah, and sorry to tell you, it's not the meaning of life.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

You have also gotten fucked before.

see now, right there, it's just . . wrong.
getting fucked happens in prison. getting laid happens at 22. think "laid", not "fucked".
Brian's been laid, pretty sure.

Originally Posted by RoundAbout

I enjoy reading sleeps threads because they make me feel better about myself.

^^

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I'm just this empty husk.

again, selling yourself short, you are completely full of bo0lchit. that you feed yourself.
i still think 'dEadER's law of irony' is gonna kick in and your goofy writing or something will catch and you'll be huge.

ah sleep, thanks man, you're the best.
and like sparrow said, don't leave a mess if you do exit.
warm bath, red wine and down the road, not across the street.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

Fourthly, best way I've imagined to off yourself with little mess. Rent a dumpster, have it put next to a tall building, jump in (from 20-stories up).

lol

up high, MedBrum

[panicBoy]

Anyone got a picture of this winner?

[RoundAbout]

There's one in the original thread just search "Am I dateable"

[DWarrior]

How about get a large plastic sheet and a heavy duty twisty tie. Set your laptop to auto-text 911 in 2 days (make sure it's a laptop or connected to a backup battery). Take a bunch of sleeping pills, wrap the plastic sheet into a bubble and twisty-tie from the inside. Go to sleep. Profit.

[Zaumaum]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

You have also gotten fucked before.

. . . you don't understand your problems.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Zaumaum

. . . you don't understand your problems.

maybe I don't, If I had to guess its that my fear that I'm not going to get a girlfreind makes me so nervous and destroys confidence so much that it makes it even harder to get a girlfreind.

All that on top of the fact that I care about getting a girlfreind more then anything else, even though damn near everyone else gets it so they don't understand what its like to feel like ill NEVER have one. even if they had felt like that before at leas you all know its possible! How many people here have reached 23 without even a fucking DATE