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Old 10-24-2006, 03:37 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Hows-about "Only in the PNW"?

But I'll find out soon enough; I'm moving down in two weeks. Can't wait to dress up as a ninja and go visit that pirate restaurant.
PNW covers it.

Oh, that stupid pirate restaurant. It's way the fuck out of town, too -- how many vegans are there in PDX who ALSO have cars?
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once I've made a beer run to another state.

Only in Kansas folks....
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Old 10-25-2006, 01:18 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I got my cock stuck in a kangaroo only two hours after a doctor cut me out of a koala ... only in Australia kids ...
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Old 10-25-2006, 01:40 AM   #24 (permalink)
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We can smoke weed legally here

Only in netherlands.. only in the netherlands.

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Old 10-25-2006, 05:21 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Using Neopets and MySpace to molest little kids..

Only on the Internet kids... only on the Internet.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Finishing in the anus to avoid pregnancy...

Only in Catholicism. Only in Catholicism...
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once I've made a beer run to another state.

Only in Kansas folks....
not just Kansas, Utah too.

But to add to the stack: (No joke, I've seen this)

Seven children under the age of seven to every one adult in a reservation-only restraunt. (There were four or five on each lap, the rest ran rampant.)

Only in Utah, kids...
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:49 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Seriously -- what are you drinking that costs so much, or close to that much?
A'ight (is that how the kids are spelling that?) I went down to the coffee shoppe today just for you Juline.

One venti rice vanilla double latte with whip, extra sweet = $5.90


Mrs. Gregoire's staving artists fund (sales tax) = $.54


Getting all the ladies with my heavy tipping hand = Priceless


...But actually $1.66 ('cause I like round $$ on my bank statement)
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Old 10-26-2006, 07:02 AM   #30 (permalink)
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A vegan pirate-themed restaurant -- www.piratestavern.com. Only in Portland.
A vegan-themed pirate restaurant (parrot wings and rum shooters served by emaciated, anemic waitresses) ...

Only on the Isle of Tortuga, kids. Only on the Isle of Tortuga.
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