The Open For Keith Malley Stand-Up Contest

Tech007 · 03-05-2012, 07:28 PM

Vote for Eats Paste!

<he has a gun to my head. PLEASE vote now!>

<please?>

DWarrior · 03-05-2012, 11:35 PM

Some people are not taking this shit seriously (*cough* myka voters *cough*).

Put Lucas back on the map!

chrispenney · 03-06-2012, 03:29 AM

I agree! If it wasn't for myka I would be in the second spot clearly!

Vote Chris Penney and your life will be filled with greatness! That a guarantee!*

*Not a guarantee

Junkenstein · 03-06-2012, 10:04 AM

the fake chink is winning. if that doesnt prove that comedy is dead and ppeople are idiots nothing does. i hope everyone that voted for that guy dies.

jjamis · 03-06-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

the fake chink is winning. if that doesnt prove that comedy is dead and ppeople are idiots nothing does. i hope everyone that voted for that guy dies.

I actually think he was pretty funny and sold it really well. Mikhail Han was by far the best.

dEadERest · 03-06-2012, 10:40 AM

could "lo-fi much happy funny from mysterious far east" be . .

. . . danny lobell?

Junkenstein · 03-06-2012, 11:36 AM

danny was funnier.

DWarrior · 03-06-2012, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

danny was funnier.

Yeah, Danny's character would be more believable and funnier. I also didn't get into lo-fi, but maybe I've been around asians too much. I'm also not in a position to criticize.

BigJim50 · 03-06-2012, 12:56 PM

Sure, it would be nice for an entry with actual stand-up comedy to win a stand-up contest, but this competition's winner is left entirely up to the will of the people. That's the way it always has been.

If the voters want to pick a pre-produced skit with sound effects that wont transfer over to live on the stage, that's what they'll get. And 5 minutes of Asian jokes. Two years ago, a guy pretending to be retarded won, and it was the worst opener I saw on any April 15. Now, we have a guy pretending to be an Asian. Don't forget the Samantha impressions, Sean Connery, ect. This shouldn't be too much of a shock.

This contest is unique and unpredictable, and anybody who has listened to the show should know that when you entered the contest. You don't have to like it, but the people have the final say. We will see what happens.

... and vote for Big Jim.

Junkenstein · 03-06-2012, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

Yeah, Danny's character would be more believable and funnier. I also didn't get into lo-fi, but maybe I've been around asians too much. I'm also not in a position to criticize.

i liked your submission. it wasnt funny but i would like to see you do that on stage.

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BigJim50 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 255	Sure, it would be nice for an entry with actual stand-up comedy to win a stand-up contest, but this competition's winner is left entirely up to the will of the people. That's the way it always has been. If the voters want to pick a pre-produced skit with sound effects that wont transfer over to live on the stage, that's what they'll get. And 5 minutes of Asian jokes. Two years ago, a guy pretending to be retarded won, and it was the worst opener I saw on any April 15. Now, we have a guy pretending to be an Asian. Don't forget the Samantha impressions, Sean Connery, ect. This shouldn't be too much of a shock. This contest is unique and unpredictable, and anybody who has listened to the show should know that when you entered the contest. You don't have to like it, but the people have the final say. We will see what happens. ... and vote for Big Jim. __________________ Facebook me here! www.facebook.com/voteforbigjim Twitter me right here! www.twitter.com/bigjimtx
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