Paris Hilton released from jail

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by 36D

Was she also on the grassy knoll, elle?

Silly Dee...of course she was. She's been involved in every major conspiracy throughout time...she's actually just a fembot. Duh.

[americana19]

Maybe I just love a good conspiracy theory but does anyone else think this could have been the plan all along? The judge knew he would face a lot of backlash if he didn't sentence her to jail so he sentences her, but her legal team is assured that she'll only serve a few days and then be permitted to serve out her term under house arrest?

Why not? It makes more sense than releasing her because the authorities thought she was just too fragile to handle jail. They couldn't even be bothered to come up with a good enough lie to cover up that she's being given special treatment.

[Starline]

Oh I can't wait to hear what Patrice has to say about this.

[Grampoo]

I predict a "House Arrest" reality tv show that gives us an "inside look" into Paris's sentence

1 more prediction...
The promo shot will be her slender ankle with new radio anklette

[arcatacat]

Originally Posted by Grampoo

I predict a "House Arrest" reality tv show that gives us an "inside look" into Paris's sentence

1 more prediction...
The promo shot will be her slender ankle with new radio anklette

One that she can plug her iPod into that tells her how many miles she ran through her house?

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by arcatacat

One that she can plug her iPod into that tells her how many miles she ran through her house?

That's hot.

[golgi body]

Originally Posted by Vudell

on my morning radio i've already heard two rumors as to why: she refused to eat the jail food, or she had some kind of rash.

I bet most Hollywood, skinny, elitist, bitches don't eat solid food in their regular lives. Did the guards and prison staff really expect her to cave in and eat cafeteria style food in the first couple of days? And a rash. That's probably just her herpes.

[mariana]

Steve Whitmore of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said: "After extensive consultation with medical personnel, it was decided this reassignment should be done."

I tell ya... That ninja will fuck you right up, scaring even prison medical personnel off... tsk tsk tsk

[Kincuri]

Originally Posted by golgi body

I bet most Hollywood, skinny, elitist, bitches don't eat solid food in their regular lives. Did the guards and prison staff really expect her to cave in and eat cafeteria style food in the first couple of days? And a rash. That's probably just her herpes.

I heard she's already had a delivery of cup-cakes to her house, apparently she didn't like the Hotdogs at the jail.

to quote what I heard on Fox this morning, "this is B.S"

[brianward81]

Watching TV late last night, a Breaking News bar came across the bottom of the TV to tell me that Paris has left jail after only 3 days. Never mind the war, the huge train crash that happened in Australia, global warming, dogs and cats living together, etc... This is breaking news?

While getting ready for work with the "news" on, it was Paris shit for 10 minutes straight. And at the end of the coverage the news guy said, "Only in America". My Keith voice came out (I don't even realize I do it anymore) and I said, "Good, only in America. Keep it there you fuckin fuck! Don't waste our minds away worrying about this wasted sack of a meat bag". Or something to that effect.