Proof Why Dogs are Better Than Cats!!

deuce · 10-17-2006, 01:32 PM

cubbybear · 10-17-2006, 01:39 PM

Fucking pussy!

jwdd27 · 10-17-2006, 01:40 PM

The cat started the fire? No, the owner did by burning a candle near flammable material when she was physically unable to put out a fire. The brave dog and cat died needlessly.

It still didn't stop me laughing all the way through the story - just the image of the dog getting the phone, dropping it by the owner, then coming back with a fucking artificial leg in its mouth. My dog would have come over with a rubber bone or a tennis ball.

Gunderling · 10-17-2006, 01:59 PM

I damn-near burned down my house a year and a half ago (candle). Our alarm system went off, I got the kids out of the house then turned into Crazy Cat Lady trying to save our four cats. I curse those fecking cats every day but I found out that night how much they really mean to me. I even tried to dodge past a fireman to get back in the house to save them (idiot).

Bottom line, firemen put out the fire, saved the house and the cats.

deuce · 10-17-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jwdd27

The cat started the fire? No, the owner did by burning a candle near flammable material when she was physically unable to put out a fire. The brave dog and cat died needlessly.

It still didn't stop me laughing all the way through the story - just the image of the dog getting the phone, dropping it by the owner, then coming back with a fucking artificial leg in its mouth. My dog would have come over with a rubber bone or a tennis ball.

Look at it from another angle.
that dog would have never knocked over the candle. The cat did.
it's the cat's fault. Also are u saying handi-capped people should never be allowed to light a candle? cmon thats just harsh

Cubby · 10-17-2006, 04:53 PM

The article forgot to mention that cats suck the breath out of you while you sleep and a a result steal your soul as a replacement for the one they naver had.

RyeNOTBourbon · 11-21-2006, 01:24 PM

Fuck cats ......they break to easy

paul_r · 11-21-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwdd27

The cat started the fire? No, the owner did by burning a candle near flammable material when she was physically unable to put out a fire. The brave dog and cat died needlessly.

It still didn't stop me laughing all the way through the story - just the image of the dog getting the phone, dropping it by the owner, then coming back with a fucking artificial leg in its mouth. My dog would have come over with a rubber bone or a tennis ball.

candles are a major cause of fires, whether the owners have cats or dogs.

jesus · 11-21-2006, 03:28 PM

The link doesn't work any more so I can't see this (highly unlikely) "proof" that dogs aren't just stupid dumb beasts and cats aren't the coolest fucking things on the planet.
In any case I'm sure the dog was just too afraid to knock the candle over and the cat was probably just mildly interested in what would happen if it burnt the place down.

edit:spelling

germuhknee · 11-21-2006, 05:09 PM

Let's settle this argument through word association ...

Dog ... Shit
Cat ... Pussy

I rest my case.

10-17-2006, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
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10-17-2006, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	The cat started the fire? No, the owner did by burning a candle near flammable material when she was physically unable to put out a fire. The brave dog and cat died needlessly. It still didn't stop me laughing all the way through the story - just the image of the dog getting the phone, dropping it by the owner, then coming back with a fucking artificial leg in its mouth. My dog would have come over with a rubber bone or a tennis ball.
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10-17-2006, 01:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gunderling Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 516	I damn-near burned down my house a year and a half ago (candle). Our alarm system went off, I got the kids out of the house then turned into Crazy Cat Lady trying to save our four cats. I curse those fecking cats every day but I found out that night how much they really mean to me. I even tried to dodge past a fireman to get back in the house to save them (idiot). Bottom line, firemen put out the fire, saved the house and the cats.
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10-17-2006, 04:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cubby Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Stumptown Posts: 1,952	The article forgot to mention that cats suck the breath out of you while you sleep and a a result steal your soul as a replacement for the one they naver had.
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11-21-2006, 03:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
jesus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 512	The link doesn't work any more so I can't see this (highly unlikely) "proof" that dogs aren't just stupid dumb beasts and cats aren't the coolest fucking things on the planet. In any case I'm sure the dog was just too afraid to knock the candle over and the cat was probably just mildly interested in what would happen if it burnt the place down. edit:spelling Last edited by jesus; 11-21-2006 at 07:52 PM.
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11-21-2006, 05:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
germuhknee Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 687	Let's settle this argument through word association ... Dog ... Shit Cat ... Pussy I rest my case.
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