Revenge suggestions.

psycohomer · 10-11-2006, 12:41 AM

This is what I sent into KATG. I need advice on, am I in the wrong and despite that, how do I get revenge on this asshole.

Dear Keith and Chemda,

I will try to keep this short and not bore you but I need some revenge advice. about 2 years ago I moved in with a good friend of mine. He owned a house and I rented from him. Very long story short I finally saw the asshole that he was and could no longer respect him therefore we never got along. Because of this he ended up kicking me out. You ask what did I do to get kicked out? Nothing. He was a very passive aggressive person and I stood up to that. So when the time came around to renew my lease he stated he will not be renewing and asked me to leave. So I did found my own house and am happier, blah blah blah. Well when I moved out I ended up forgetting to take 2 leather coats. I hated this asshole so much I didn't want to talk to him so I attempted to go thru the other roommates to get my jackets and my original friend prevented this requiring me to call him to get them. I did make several different attempts to get the jackets but he prevented all of them requiring me to call him. Mean while we also worked together so he could have just brought them to work and given them to me. So I forgot about the jackets and it is now close to a year since I moved out. So I emailed him asking how I can get my jackets back. he then responds to me that I never called him to get the jackets so he DONATED them to good will. WHAT THE FUCK. So because of this I need advice on how to get back at him. Thanks and keep up the damn good show.

Cubby · 10-11-2006, 01:02 AM

Well sir, I think you had your chance.

You could have just been the bigger man and talked to him and be wearing one coat on top of the other right now. I don't think he was nice about the situation, but it's not as if he simply stole them. He gave you the chance to get them back and you decided to let your pride dictate.

On the flip side, though, my asshole roommate from last year moved out and sent his girlfriend (who still had a key) into the apartment to take all my shit when I was at work. And I ignore him and realize that I will have to buy new kitchen knives. That's the price I pay to avoid him.

But I could always support my own and go to glitterrevenge.com, and throw Jeremy some cash money. Maybe order some super-fine, sand-style glitter. It should do the trick.

brianward81 · 10-11-2006, 01:09 AM

If you wanted the coats you should have called - sure, he was bein a dick about it but if it was as simple as calling him - doooooooooo it.

Revenge? There's always the KATG preferred method of Glitter Revence ( www.glitterrevenge.com ). Or you could donate your knuckle children into a shampoo bottle and give it to him as a truce gift. OR you could combine the two and have glitter/knuckle children combo in the shampoo bottle.

Or you could build a bridge and get over it.

dreamgirl69 · 10-11-2006, 07:05 AM

I would invite him to lunch and buy him a chocolate milk shake
I think you can figure out the rest. tee hee hee. ahhh, sweet sweet revenge.

jwdd27 · 10-11-2006, 08:10 AM

You shouldn't have forgotten the coats, if they were important to you.

Having done so, you should have grown some balls and gone and got the coats.

You also don't make it clear what happened to make you fall out with your "good friend".

I've got a feeling there are two rather dull sides to this story, and I'm taking the other guy's side.

/shrug

EDIT: You do know that it's "psycho", don't you?

psycohomer · 10-11-2006, 09:03 AM

Thanks for the replies. Yea I know I should have gotten the coats. Damn fucking pride thing. I pretty much accepted that the coats were gone. It just pissed me off when he actually told me he donated them. The reason we had a fall out was because he seamsed like a really good friend. But after I moved in I realized he was a 2 faced habitual liar and extream passive aggressive person. All these combined we just didn't get along and I think at the end dispised each other. I understand this is half my fault so fuck me. But fuck him too damn it.

PS: yea I know it is spelled wrong I do it on pourpose so as when I tell people the name and they attempt to search it or what ever they end up spelling it different than me so they cannot find me.

deznice · 10-11-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psycohomer

PS: yea I know it is spelled wrong I do it on pourpose so as when I tell people the name and they attempt to search it or what ever they end up spelling it different than me so they cannot find me.

I immediately googled you Tim from Illinois. You are 25 years old grow the fuck up and stop trying to pick up chicks on myspace.

Also you post nude pics of yourself?

edited to add:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

The Godfather · 10-11-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deznice

I immediately googled you Tim from Illinois. You are 25 years old grow the fuck up and stop trying to pick up chicks on myspace.

Also you post nude pics of yourself?

edited to add:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

The truth will set you free Tim, or whack you in the balls, one of the two.

EastTexas · 10-11-2006, 11:24 AM

If you work together, show up early and poor whiskey on the carpet around his desk, and leave a sixer in the fridge with a label that says Bill's Lunch (assuming his name is Bill).

Onca · 10-11-2006, 11:40 AM

How long is this guy supposed to hold on to two coats that belong to someone who hates him and doesn't even have the balls to simply ask for them, especially since you work with him. I'd have donated them at the end of the month. Not that he is't an asshole, just sayin'.

10-11-2006, 12:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
psycohomer Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 13	Revenge suggestions. This is what I sent into KATG. I need advice on, am I in the wrong and despite that, how do I get revenge on this asshole. Dear Keith and Chemda, I will try to keep this short and not bore you but I need some revenge advice. about 2 years ago I moved in with a good friend of mine. He owned a house and I rented from him. Very long story short I finally saw the asshole that he was and could no longer respect him therefore we never got along. Because of this he ended up kicking me out. You ask what did I do to get kicked out? Nothing. He was a very passive aggressive person and I stood up to that. So when the time came around to renew my lease he stated he will not be renewing and asked me to leave. So I did found my own house and am happier, blah blah blah. Well when I moved out I ended up forgetting to take 2 leather coats. I hated this asshole so much I didn't want to talk to him so I attempted to go thru the other roommates to get my jackets and my original friend prevented this requiring me to call him to get them. I did make several different attempts to get the jackets but he prevented all of them requiring me to call him. Mean while we also worked together so he could have just brought them to work and given them to me. So I forgot about the jackets and it is now close to a year since I moved out. So I emailed him asking how I can get my jackets back. he then responds to me that I never called him to get the jackets so he DONATED them to good will. WHAT THE FUCK. So because of this I need advice on how to get back at him. Thanks and keep up the damn good show.
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10-11-2006, 01:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cubby Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Stumptown Posts: 1,952	Well sir, I think you had your chance. You could have just been the bigger man and talked to him and be wearing one coat on top of the other right now. I don't think he was nice about the situation, but it's not as if he simply stole them. He gave you the chance to get them back and you decided to let your pride dictate. On the flip side, though, my asshole roommate from last year moved out and sent his girlfriend (who still had a key) into the apartment to take all my shit when I was at work. And I ignore him and realize that I will have to buy new kitchen knives. That's the price I pay to avoid him. But I could always support my own and go to glitterrevenge.com, and throw Jeremy some cash money. Maybe order some super-fine, sand-style glitter. It should do the trick. __________________ "him calling gay, a robot, and stupid is reason enough for me to say he's a dipshit, retarded, and gay" ~ Wrathchild "Cubby is an idiot. Just look at his old posts.... Idiot. Always quoting me and fucking up the meaning..." ~ Keith
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10-11-2006, 01:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
brianward81 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 997	If you wanted the coats you should have called - sure, he was bein a dick about it but if it was as simple as calling him - doooooooooo it. Revenge? There's always the KATG preferred method of Glitter Revence ( www.glitterrevenge.com ). Or you could donate your knuckle children into a shampoo bottle and give it to him as a truce gift. OR you could combine the two and have glitter/knuckle children combo in the shampoo bottle. Or you could build a bridge and get over it.
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10-11-2006, 07:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
dreamgirl69 Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 41	I would invite him to lunch and buy him a chocolate milk shake I think you can figure out the rest. tee hee hee. ahhh, sweet sweet revenge.
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10-11-2006, 08:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	You shouldn't have forgotten the coats, if they were important to you. Having done so, you should have grown some balls and gone and got the coats. You also don't make it clear what happened to make you fall out with your "good friend". I've got a feeling there are two rather dull sides to this story, and I'm taking the other guy's side. /shrug EDIT: You do know that it's "psycho", don't you?
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10-11-2006, 09:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
psycohomer Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 13	Thanks for the replies. Yea I know I should have gotten the coats. Damn fucking pride thing. I pretty much accepted that the coats were gone. It just pissed me off when he actually told me he donated them. The reason we had a fall out was because he seamsed like a really good friend. But after I moved in I realized he was a 2 faced habitual liar and extream passive aggressive person. All these combined we just didn't get along and I think at the end dispised each other. I understand this is half my fault so fuck me. But fuck him too damn it. PS: yea I know it is spelled wrong I do it on pourpose so as when I tell people the name and they attempt to search it or what ever they end up spelling it different than me so they cannot find me.
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10-11-2006, 11:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	If you work together, show up early and poor whiskey on the carpet around his desk, and leave a sixer in the fridge with a label that says Bill's Lunch (assuming his name is Bill).
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10-11-2006, 11:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Onca Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Secret City Posts: 67	How long is this guy supposed to hold on to two coats that belong to someone who hates him and doesn't even have the balls to simply ask for them, especially since you work with him. I'd have donated them at the end of the month. Not that he is't an asshole, just sayin'.
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