Scummy's Grand Adventure: A Story in 35,000 Parts

[Keith]

First of all, way to break down the forth wall.

Secondly, I'd like to apologize publicly if it seems to anyone that I wasn't respecting a story about Big Dick Charles AKA Little Dick Gary.

[Scat]

I think I speak for the whole forums when I say "apology accepted."

Chapter 3: Guacamole, Anyone

"Guacamole, here, get your guacamole!"
"ghauck dear, let's have some guacamole!" said ghauck's life partner.
"Sure honey, what's a basketball game without some guacamole?"

ghauck motioned over to the guacamole salesman walking up and down the aisles. "Hey man, can we get some guacamole over here?"
"Sure thing buddy, OPEN WIDE" said the guacamole salesman. He positioned the guacamole cannon on his shoulder, took aim, and let loose a constant stream of guacamole in ghauck's direction.

"No! It's too much gua-"

[ghauck]

"No! It's too much gua-" Cough, cough, spit, spit.

Eventually ghauck could speak again and he let out a tirade. "What the hell, why would you shoot so much guac? Do I look like I can swallow forever like scumhook?"

ghauck felt this was an invasion on the scale of Russia into Crimea. Certainly galinka and Psycholoco would relate and feel sympathy for his experience.

On the way to the washroom to clean up a passerby muttered under his breath, "Nerd...", now certainly newsy would relate and join the ghauck Army of invaded and insulted people.

As ghauck was washing his hands he felt the world crashing in on him. He recalled the advise his first girlfriend Dylan gave him years ago, "Focus on the train set when things get rough". Sadly there was no train set in sight to distract.

When he made it back to his seat his life partner was missing, people told him she was carried off by a man in short sleeves and a shaved head.

"KEITH!!" ghauck yelled, "Is there no limit to how far you will go to ruin improve!!"

[dannyhatch]

"Like calling it improve," Keith continued. Then he finished in that guy's mouth. I forget his name. Then God came down and ended the very concept of storytelling so there you go. The end forever.

[dannyhatch]

Epilogue: Nineteen Years Later

Then God killed himself so nobody could persuade him to undo his ban on all storytelling. The end again.

[Scat]

... God damn it. If anyone wants to continue, just ignore any post that puts an end to the story.

[ghauck]

Epilogue of the Epilogue: shortly thereafter

God realized he banned story telling but forgot to include a moratorium on doctors notes. I found this one as I hacked healthcare.gov

Session 2 notes: Danny Hatch.......






--ghauck reveals his nuclear stockpile of nasty and threatens any who try to stop the story, God wakes up with a bad headache and remembers he is immortal and not to try sucking on a black hole anytime soon. Once he has a clear head he removes the ban on storytelling--

[WSEIII]

One bright summer day when Alyssa, Luna, Lizquiz, Mags and Sparrow were lounging poolside a handsome pool maintenance technician named Mennos dropped by.

[Keith]

WSEIII joined him and asked, "You girls like lotion on your back? I saw that in a video once."

All of a sudden it poured acid cum and everyone died for sure 1,000%.

No one was left alive to question it, even the people on their computers that wanted to add to the story.

THE END

[Fiona_In_Ireland]

I dont think its gonna work Scat sorry
THE END!