Second Virgin Birth Reported. Any other signs of the impending apocalypse?

Kippi ben Kippod · 10-15-2006, 03:03 AM

The second time in history! (If you're a Christian)

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...src=rss&rpc=22

jwdd27 · 10-15-2006, 03:23 AM

Either a virgin birth, or one or more of the prison guards has been screwing her. I vote the latter.

Kamikaze Knutter · 10-15-2006, 06:15 AM

the mother was caught with 63,000 in heroin. Clearly its JC's second coming

deuce · 10-15-2006, 07:09 AM

"worth a billion dong"
haha their currency sounds stupid
dong ha!!

zwa · 10-15-2006, 11:32 AM

If you were on death row, im sure youd get some guard to put his sheqel in your hoo-haa in the hopes of getting knocked up. more so if you were a female.

Rhian · 10-15-2006, 12:51 PM

Now I know the secret to get knocked up. It's all so clear.

the big lebowski · 10-15-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhian

Now I know the secret to get knocked up. It's all so clear.

that's right...all you need is a billion dongs.

Rhian · 10-15-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by the big lebowski

that's right...all you need is a billion dongs.

Sweet. Now where do I get a billion?

the big lebowski · 10-15-2006, 05:25 PM

well...china would be a good place to start. they're mostly guys, so you can probably get over 500 million there. then there's porn shops and gang bangs. you'd be surprised what you can do if you put your mind to it!

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