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Old 04-29-2010, 10:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Considering the number of break-ins your building has had, you have a case to your landlord to make him add another lock or two to your door. If it's a known danger, your landlord has a legal responsibility to provide you with safe dwellings. If he does not add another lock or two at his expense, get something in writing that says you can add the locks yourself without consequence to you.
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What exactly do you mean by "kicking down doors"? Are they knocking then as soon as someone opens the door they force their way in? Or are they just going to a random apartment and break the door down to get inside?

If they're doing the first thing then just get a peephole and be wary of who knocks at your door.

If it's the second thing then a doorstop is a good idea.
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Looks like this is just what I need - Door Stop Alarm
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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12 gauge pump shotgun. when someone kicks your door all you gotta do is pump a round into the chamber. If they don't shit their pants after hearing the Chee Chee of the gun then 911 ain't gonna help.
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I think some people are unaware of/forgetting a few characteristics about NO ARMS James.

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Old 04-30-2010, 12:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think after watching his videos where he does stuff like light a cigarette, we haven't forgotten, just aren't choosing to underestimate him.
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Old 06-17-2010, 04:27 AM   #17 (permalink)
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So, no armed robbery yet, but I did have to call 911 tonight. Some random guy came to my door trying to get in. I heard him fucking with the lock. I yelled that I was calling the cops, he responded "C'mon man, I gotta get my dick on"...Sounded really drunk. I heard him saying to someone else "he said cops". I don't know if that person was there with him or on the phone or what. When the cops came they found a key in the door. It didn't work for my lock but wtf?
It freaked me out.
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Old 06-17-2010, 05:47 AM   #18 (permalink)
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12 gauge pump shotgun. when someone kicks your door all you gotta do is pump a round into the chamber. If they don't shit their pants after hearing the Chee Chee of the gun then 911 ain't gonna help.
I don't want to see the video of NAJ pumping a 12 gauge. Some might find it kinky, but it just isn't my thing.

Now he could rig up an old style punt gun and mount it facing the door. Pull the lanyard with his teeth / toes and - BOOM!

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Old 06-17-2010, 08:39 AM   #19 (permalink)
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door wedge? blocking against kick-ins
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Keep one of these on you and you never need to worry about security again. One crack of this thing and it will scare the shit out of anyone within ear-shot range (80-90dcbl). 3 million volts is loud

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